Joey works with Rosalie in their pizza parlor. She is convinced that he works all of the time for them and her world dissolves when she finds that he has been fooling around for years. Being Catholic, divorce is out of the question, so she and her mother and her best friend decide to kill him. Hopelessly incompetent as killers, they hire incompetent professionals as they beat, poison, and shoot Joey who remains oblivious to their attempts. Written by
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An unbelievable story that's incredibly true.
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Loosely based on the true story of Frances Toto and her four unsucessful attempts to kill her cheating husband, Anthony Toto, in Allentown, Pennsylvania in 1984. Anthony spent four days in bed after being drugged and shot by Frances and her friends; who spent four years in prison after pleading guilty to attempted murder. See more
When the family is arguing at the restaurant and the waitress can't put the food on the table, she says that she'll "just come back later" and walks away with the food. But when the son interrupts the argument, saying that he hurt his finger, they suggest just eating their meals and do so even though the waitress never came back with the food. See more
They look like drug addicts.
Well, they are drug addicts.
Oh my God. You hired drug addicts?
Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?
They seem like very polite boys.
I don't like having drug addicts in my house.
Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers.
Written by Warren Wiegratz & Peter Safir
Performed by Oceans
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