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Guns (1990)

R | | Action | 9 November 1990 (USA)
A South American gunrunner uses an island in Hawaii as his base of operations. A squad of beautiful government agents is sent to put him out of business.

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Tong
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Juan Degas is the Jack of Diamonds, a nefarious armsmonger who intends to smuggle a big quantity of a new state-of-the-art weapon into America through Hawaii. In order to do so, Degas desperately needs to come up with a clever scheme to get out of his way the Agents who threaten the success of his plans. With the intention to liquidate both L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, Degas' assassins manage to engage them in a dangerous, fast-paced chase that will eventually lead them to Las Vegas, thousands of miles away. However, when Degas' men abduct Donna's mother, it will be his biggest mistake because, from that point on, things are about to get personal. Hungry for revenge, Donna armed with a devastating rocket launcher, she will have to go through stealthy ninja assassins and radio-controlled scale boats loaded with explosives to protect her family. Written by Nick Riganas

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This was Roberta Vasquez first appearance as Nicole Justin, a member of the "L.E.T.H.A.L Ladies" agency and second appearance in an Andy Sidaris film, the first time was in "Picasso Trigger" (1988) as a character named Pantera. See more »

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During the police station scene, Abe fires his pump shotgun twice without racking it to reload between shots. See more »

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[after destroying the bad guys with her arsenal of weaponry]
Donna Hamilton: That's it for me! I'm hitting the shower!
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Sooner or Later
Words & Music by Richard Lyons
Sung by Cynthia Brimhall
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Lock, Stock and Two Massive Hooters!
29 August 2012 | by (Hampshire, England) – See all my reviews

Only five films into my 'Girls, Guns and G-Strings' Andy Sidaris box set and I'm already struggling to find new ways of describing what is essentially the same damn movie every time: the same actors; the same characters; the same location; the same silly ingredients.

Guns replaces Sidaris regular Hope Marie Carlton with the equally gorgeous Roberta Vasquez and introduces a couple of reasonably cool B-movie stars as villains (Erik 'Ponch from CHiPs' Estrada and Danny 'Machete' Trejo)—everything else is exactly as one would expect: dumb plot; big breasted women in very skimpy outfits; hunks with bad hair; ridiculously large hand weapons; deadly remote control toys; and assorted men in drag (in this case, a pair of trannie assassins).

With a fraction more action than usual (there are some nice 'n' bloody squib shots), Roberta Vasquez getting topless on a motorbike, and suitably nasty deaths for both Estrada and Trejo, this one is possibly my favourite of the series so far. Then again, it might not be. It's hard to tell.

5.5 out of 10, generously rounded up to 6 for IMDb.


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