Morrison: You liked it - you're just too much of a sow's runt to admit it.
Morrison: You city folk are a strange lot. You say, "Shock me," and then when I do, you say, "Oh no, I didn't expect that!"
Morrison: Wanna hear a story... city boy?
Morrison: I like to think of myself as a philanderer. Do you know what that is?
Farley: Yes, I do.
Morrison: Oh. Well, that's what I am.
Farley: My, my, my, why am I so surprised?
Morrison: What surprises me is that you've survived so long, not knowin' two spits and half a fart about the country you're in.