Filmed during the Lambada dance craze (if there really ever was one), this film tries to have a social conscience. A princess (Laura Herring) in the Amazon rain forests tries to fight a ... See full summary »
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A madcap comedy about Xaviera's attempt to make a film in Hollywood based on her book. Getting mixed up with some of the biggest crooked producers in town, she beats them all at their own game, and makes the film without them.
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Andy J. Forest,
Filmed during the Lambada dance craze (if there really ever was one), this film tries to have a social conscience. A princess (Laura Herring) in the Amazon rain forests tries to fight a conglomerate threatening the forests by going to Los Angeles. There she links up with a rich kid (Jeff James) who tells her that she must get on tv to succeed with her mission. Quick as a wink the two come up with the idea of winning a lambada dance contest that is getting tv attention. Sid Haig also co-stars as a witch doctor who accompanies the princess and provides some humor. Written by
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The picture was nominated for Worst Picture at the Hastings Bad Cinema Society's 13th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards in 1990. See more »
At one point, Nisa calls the villain "matador". It is intended as an insult. But "matador" is a bullfighting term. What Nisa really means to say is "asesino" (murderer). See more »
[Jason and Nisa got back from dancing and Jason's parents want to talk to Jason alone]
And we don't want you fraternizing with the hired help!
We wen't dancing, we did't go to bed!
Well, I shoud hope not there's enough of those people in the world without you fathering any more.
Will you try to keep it down, she might hear you.
I want her to hear me and I want her out of My Dress!
About the dress...
What about it? I hope you realize its a Christian D'ore original and it cost me more than that ...
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I saw this movie 10 years ago and I don't remember many details. I remember only that I paid a $1.50 at an AAFES theater in Panama just to sit in the air conditioning, and I still felt ripped off afterwards. This movie is so cheesy, so schmaltzy, so utterly corny and unispired that it sets the standard in this regard. See it only to set a baseline against which all other pathetic movies may be judged.
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