Operation Condor (1991)
Elsa: [while being chased by one guard] Jackie! Save us!
Jackie Condor: [while fighting five guards] I'm busy!
Jackie Condor: [while holding a gun to his head and threatening to kill him, but the guards betrayed Adolf] You call my bluff. I'll count to three. Drop your guns or he's dead. 1,2... 3
[He throws the gun down]
Jackie Condor: Well, he wins.
Adolf's Guard #1: If you don't kill him I will.
Jackie Condor: [Discovering one guard is missing] It's strange, your grandfather had eighteen guards. Fifteen down here and two up there, that's only seventeen.
Ada: Where's the last one.
Adolf's Guard #1: [Comes into the tunnel with other guards and guns] Don't move.
Adolf: I'm the eighteenth guard.
Ada: [a piece of gold falls out of Jackie's pocket after they just escaped the base before it blew up] The constolation prize.
Elsa: [At the guards they just catured, with a gun in her hands] I'll shoot.
Adolf's Guard #3: Better believe her boys, she shoots like a maniac.
Elsa: Not a move
[Suddenly she slips, falls, and empties the gun of ammunition almost shooting someone]
Ada: Where are you from?
Man with Stolen Clothes: [last lines, shoots a gun at them] Ohh, the gods, they led them back to us.
Jackie Condor: [throws them the gold piece] Here, here is the gold you wanted.
Man with Stolen Clothes: Who wants gold, we want water.
Jackie Condor: [throws them an empty jug] here you can have the rest of this, if there is anything left
[they fight over it]
Jackie Condor: it just goes to show that we never know what we need or want.
Ada: I never thought I would see people fighting over water.
Man with Stolen Clothes: [notices that it is empty] Water, WATER!
Jackie Condor: I suggest that we get together and look for it.
Jackie Condor: Well your our desert expert, where do you think we should go?
Ada: I think we should head that way, there should be an owaysiss to the north.
Elsa: No, I think we should go this way.
Jackie Condor: No, we have to listen to our desert expert.
Man with Stolen Clothes: Ohh, we must have crossed over a million sand dunes.
Ada: [as the camera pulls away eventually showing that they'er in the middle of the desert] I'm sure it's just over the next one. As I was saying, only a quarter of the desert is covered with sand.
Man with Stolen Clothes: The gods must be angry with us.
Ada: [hitting him with a stick thinking he is a burglar] Take that, get out you thief, out, out...
Jackie Condor: It's me you idiot
[he sighs painfully]
Jackie Condor: IT'S ME! I knew you wanted to hit me, but did you have to hit so hard.
Ada: [sacasticly] Yes, sure I knew it was you and that was why I hit so hard.
Tasza: [comes out with a machine gun] Where are these burglars?
Elsa: Over there. What are you waiting for? Shoot them!
Tasza: Pay me.
Tasza: No money, no shoot.
Elsa: [she gives him money] Ohh, there.
Tasza: Ohhh, that's good
[gives gun to Elsa]
Tasza: you shoot.
Elsa: Me, why?
Tasza: Good deal.
Adolf's Guard #2: [the fan starts up agian] It's a sucksion.
Jackie Condor: Dead talk.
Ada: Quick, this whole place is going to explode Jackie.
Jackie Condor: Explode?
Jackie Condor: [looking at the bomb] What, we only have twenty minutes?
Ada: We were trying to help and then Elsa had to press that button.
Jackie Condor: [in pain failing to get diamonds] All that for nothing.
Elsa: [after he snuk into her house and has a bad guy pinned down, to Jackie] Who are you?
Jackie Condor: [to the bad guy] Who are you?
Elsa: I asked you first.
Jackie Condor: Let me ask first
[to bad guy]
Jackie Condor: who are you?
Jackie Condor: Jump, I'll catch you
[gets distracted and misses them]
Jackie Condor: sorry.
Jackie Condor: [walks up to ask a man for his motorcycle and accidentally points a gun at the man] Hey you there
[he runs away thinking he is going to shoot him]
Jackie Condor: no wait.