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Elves (1989) Poster

(1989)

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Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.

Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.

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Willy: Is everything all right?

Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.

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Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.

Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.

Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!

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Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.

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Mike McGavin: I need to know the connection between the elves and the nazis!

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Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.

Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.

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Kirsten: My cat is the only friend I have left.

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