Cute waitress/hooker is romanced and wed to handsome stranger/funeral director. He, as well as most of the town prefer their women dead. She is the obvious candidate for that position, as his two previous wives were in terrible shape even for dead persons. She must be fleet of foot indeed to avoid their fate. Written by
P Ferrell <email@example.com>
Don't kiss me, I'm not dead...yet.
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was the owner of several local funeral homes and his hearses were used in the shooting. See more
John Henry Cox
And best of all she's safe, it's safe sex now, because we can't get AIDS from dead people.
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