Book of Love (1990)
Peanut: She wears a training bra.
Jack Twiller: Why? So she can learn to do tricks with her tits?
Jack Twiller: Crutch, the weirdest thing just happened to me. This, this girl offered me hot sex for a dollar.
Crutch Kane: Why didn't you come and get me?
Jack Twiller: Crutch, she was just like, nine years old.
Crutch Kane: So what? My cocker spaniel's only five.