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All the Vermeers in New York (1990)
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Jon Jost (writer)
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Anna, a French actress, is approached by financial broker Gordon in the Vermeer room of a New York gallery. However, romance does not ensue...
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(Complete credited cast)| Emmanuelle Chaulet | ... | Anna | |
| Katherine Bean | ... | Nicole | |
| Grace Phillips | ... | Felicity | |
| Laurel Lee Kiefer | ... | Ariel (as Laurel Kiefer) | |
| Gracie Mansion | ... | Gallery Owner | |
| Gordon Joseph Weiss | ... | Gordon | |
| Stephen Lack | ... | Mark | |
| Roger Ruffin | ... | Max |
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Oh my GOD. This may just be the worst film I've ever seen. That it won awards anywhere seems to be a tribute to the "Emperor's New Clothes" school of film criticism. What a dreadful, film-school quality piece of junk. Endless shots of polished floors, marble-columned office-building lobbies, jet trails cutting across the clouds, all for nothing. NOTHING. And accompanied by a shatteringly harsh soundtrack.
If anyone can tell me the point of the scene where the artist with the gambling problem tries to get an advance from a gallery owner, you will get a prize.
Run, don't walk. Away, away, away!!