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Alice (1990) Poster

(1990)

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Dr. Yang: Love... Love is a most complex emotion. Human beings unpredictable. No logic to emotions. Without logic, there is no rational thought. Without rational, thought there can be much romance, but much suffering.

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[Alice and Joe have taken Chinese herbs that make them invisible. A cab pulls up to the curb, the back door opens by itself, and they get out]

Joe: Geez, nothing shocks these New York cab drivers!

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Muse: Yeah, I know Professor Davis. He's trying to get you into the sack.

Alice: No!

Muse: Yeah, it's the main reason he teaches: female pupils.

Alice: No, he's, he's very deep! He's not like that.

Muse: Yeah, 'very deep' is exactly where he wants to put it.

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[explaining to Alice why he wants to have an affair with her]

Joe: There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

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[Alice tells off her unfaithful husband, Doug]

Alice: I've done things I didn't know I had in me.

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Alice's Mother: When it came to me and your dad, you had stars in your eyes.

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[trying to tell Alice what he likes about her]

Doug: You have a nice personality and you know sweaters.

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Alice: But then when dad died you drank yourself to death with, with margaritas.

Alice's Mother: I couldn't help it darling. You know I couldn't resist the taste of salt around the rim of a glass.

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[first lines]

Doug: Hey, where are you now?

Alice: Nowhere.

Doug: It's late, I have to go.

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[last lines]

Woman 1: [voiceover] But - she - someone said she's a changed woman.

Woman 2: Speaking of changed women, Gloria Phillips had face work.

Woman 1: Oh, oh - ah, well, of course - she's having an affair with her astrologer, isn't she?

Woman 2: Yes, but she's a changed woman, because you can't tell it's Gloria!

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