Dr. Yang: Love... Love is a most complex emotion. Human beings unpredictable. No logic to emotions. Without logic, there is no rational thought. Without rational, thought there can be much romance, but much suffering.
[Alice and Joe have taken Chinese herbs that make them invisible. A cab pulls up to the curb, the back door opens by itself, and they get out]
Joe: Geez, nothing shocks these New York cab drivers!
Muse: Yeah, I know Professor Davis. He's trying to get you into the sack.
Muse: Yeah, it's the main reason he teaches: female pupils.
Alice: No, he's, he's very deep! He's not like that.
Muse: Yeah, 'very deep' is exactly where he wants to put it.
[explaining to Alice why he wants to have an affair with her]
Joe: There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
[Alice tells off her unfaithful husband, Doug]
Alice: I've done things I didn't know I had in me.
Alice's Mother: When it came to me and your dad, you had stars in your eyes.
[trying to tell Alice what he likes about her]
Doug: You have a nice personality and you know sweaters.
Alice: But then when dad died you drank yourself to death with, with margaritas.
Alice's Mother: I couldn't help it darling. You know I couldn't resist the taste of salt around the rim of a glass.
Woman 1: [voiceover] But - she - someone said she's a changed woman.
Woman 2: Speaking of changed women, Gloria Phillips had face work.
Woman 1: Oh, oh - ah, well, of course - she's having an affair with her astrologer, isn't she?
Woman 2: Yes, but she's a changed woman, because you can't tell it's Gloria!