Memorable quotes for
"Surgical Spirit" (1989) More at IMDbPro »

Jonathan Haslam: A patient has just come in for a vasectomy and would like to know if we can manage it before he has another six kids?

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Joyce Watson: [to Giles] I've tried very hard to like you. Thank God I never managed it.

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Sheila Sabatini: Jonathan, do you love me?
Jonathan Haslam: [casually] Yeah.
Sheila Sabatini: I'm not asking you if you want a Wagon Wheel in your lunch box. It's a serious question!

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George Hope-Wynne: I trust you could furnish our guest with a pint?
Sheila Sabatini: Of PG Tips, yes!

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Joyce Watson: Do I *look* like someone who has had cosmetic surgery?
Sheila Sabatini: Yes. By Baron Von Frankenstein.

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Joyce Watson: [Joyce is suspicious when Sheila comes into work dressed in the same outfit she wore at hers and Jonathan's engagement party the previous night] Who do you know that goes to work in a cocktail dress and gold sandals?
Sheila Sabatini: [drily] Nana Mouskouri.

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Sheila Sabatini: Giles, I hear you did a very good job in my absence.
Giles Peake: [flattered] Thank you.
Sheila Sabatini: Now I look forward to the day you do a good job in my presence.

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Jonathan Haslam: [Sheila follows Jonathan into the men's changing room as they are arguing] When you burst in here, don't you worry that you'll see naked men wandering about?
Sheila Sabatini: Not unless I've had a large breakfast

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Neil Copeland: I'm the only one who likes George. Everyone else thinks he's a tedious old buffer.

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Jonathan Haslam: Where were you thinking of for the honeymoon?
Sheila Sabatini: [sarcastically] I was thinking Grimsby. There's something strangely romantic about people gutting fish.

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