Fireman Bob shows up at a grocery store and things take a bad turn. Miss Lattrell takes front seat at a looting and shares her gossip about everyone. David and Jim are Rodney King plus Reginald Denny do a public service announcement.
Kelly and Alexandra portray first ladies Hillary and Barbara taking on each other in bikinis. Jim is the psychic Kreskin who offers an audience challenge that goes badly. Jamie is Wanda who decides to get evidence Basic Instinct style.
David is the worst children's birthday entertainer, singing inappropriate songs. The phone lady doesn't let a fire, childcare or burglars interrupt her call. Jamie is the ugly dance hall girl no one wants. The group Onyx performs their song Slam.