Carol & Company (1990– )
Grocery store cashier: Ah-ah-ah! This is the express lane, six items or less and you have one-two-three-four-five-six... seven!
Dorothy Tibbett: There are only six items!
Grocery store cashier: You have two tomatoes.
Dorothy Tibbett: [Throws a can across the store] There.
Grocery store cashier: You still have *two* tomatoes.
Dorothy Tibbett: Okay
[takes tomatoes off of the register belt and throws them on the ground, stomping them with her feet]
Dorothy Tibbett: One bag of ketchup - now ring me up!