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Wired (1989) Poster

(1989)

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Angel Velasquez: Hey, I seen your movies, man.

John Belushi: [excited] Oh yeah? Which one?

Angel Velasquez: The one where you played a coke addict. You's a funny guy.

John Belushi: Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Angel Velasquez: But, you died in the end... all fucked up.

John Belushi: Hey, wait a minute... who are you?

Angel Velasquez: My friends call me Angel.

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Arnie Fromson: You can't do this. You can't abuse yourself.

John Belushi: LOOK, I don't pay you to be my best friend. I don't ask you what you do after six o'clock, DON'T ASK ME! NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!

Arnie Fromson: You can't tell me what to do with you either. I'm not talking about business now, John. I'm talking about your life.

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Angel Velasquez: I'm your guardian angel.

John Belushi: My guardian angel? Well you sure fucked up...

Angel Velasquez: Yeah, well look, man, nobody's perfect. You know, you gotta start somewhere.

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Comedy Coach: John, there's a light within you. I want you burn it out. BURN IT OUT! BURN IT OUT! In Vietnam, Monks set themselves on Fire. Artoll. Artoll said that actors should perform like they are on fire. Signaling through the flames... THAT'S our job as comedians! To burn brightly and stand as a symbol. I will not give in to this consensous reality! Cut the demons loose, John! Let 'em loose! That's were your characters come from. Comedy is aggression. You think that's an empty phrase? Run out and kill 'em. Knock 'em dead. Hey, hey, murder them! Bullshit! Comedy is an assault. God given gift of laughter, my ass. Kill 'em. Make 'em laugh till it hurts. Fuck 'em where they breathe! Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh till it hurts! Make 'em laugh till they piss their goddamn pants! Make 'em laugh till they have a fucking hemorage! That's comedy.

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John Landis - Film Director: My God. I just punched the star of my movie.

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John Landis - Film Director: We're losing light.

John Belushi: FUCK YOU! Get the fuck outta here! If I see you in here again, I'll kill you!

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Bob Woodward: Why didn't you go home, John? Why did you kill yourself?

John Belushi: Vietnam, man!

Bob Woodward: You never served.

John Belushi: Society fucked me over, like Lenny Bruce!

Bob Woodward: Lenny Bruce? John, you were a living legend! Your friend Dan Ayrkoyd called you "America's guest". Come on, what was the real reason?

John Belushi: I have no idea.

Bob Woodward: What was it? Why did you do it?

John Belushi: BECAUSE I NEEDED IT! BECAUSE IT'S MINE!

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Bob Woodward: John? John! John... Answer me, John. John! Why didn't you ever want to go home? What was so painful, that you couldn't even close your eyes at night without drugs?

John Belushi: I had an unhappy childhood!

Bob Woodward: Oh, come on, John. We all had an unhappy childhood.

John Belushi: Vietnam? Agent Orange?

Bob Woodward: You didn't go.

John Belushi: Society fucked me over, like Lenny Bruce!

Bob Woodward: Like Lenny Bruce? You were a living legend, John! Your friend Aykroyd called you "America's guest". Everybody loved you!

John Belushi: Then I give up!

Bob Woodward: Oh. John, why did you shove a needle into your arm, day after...

John Belushi: BECAUSE I NEED IT! BECAUSE IT'S MINE! Cold bastard.

[pause, sweaty and breathing heavily]

John Belushi: So you're just gonna sit there and watch me die, is that it?

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John Belushi: Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob fucking Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy!

Angel Velasquez: And now he's doing you.

John Belushi: What do you mean?

Angel Velasquez: He's gonna be your biographer.

John Belushi: My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history!

Angel Velasquez: Yeah! He gonna do for your what he did for Nixon.

[pause]

John Belushi: Nixon?

Angel Velasquez: Gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to...

John Belushi: I'm fucked.

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[Judy kisses John all over his face as he lies buried up to his neck in sand]

John Belushi: The lips! You forgot the lips! Kiss these lips! Please, I'll even marry you!

Judy Belushi: What did you say?

John Belushi: I don't know, I never said that before.

Judy Belushi: Do you mean it?

John Belushi: Why don't you come closer and I'll show you...

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