Harry Crumb is a bumbling and inept private investigator who is hired to solve the kidnapping of a young heiress which he's not expected to solve because his employer is the mastermind behind the kidnapping.
Harry is the latest generation of the Crumbs, famous and extremely talented detectives. Unfortunately, talent seems to have skipped a generation, and Harry is reduced to "gumshoe" work at a remote branch of the Crumb detective agency. Back at headquarters, Crumb executive Elliot Draison hatches an evil plan, which requires the inclusion of an incompotent detective. With Harry Crumb on the case, Draison thinks everything will run fine for him. Despite his best efforts, Crumb actually makes some headway in the case...
Written by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>
Continuity:
When Harry Crumb is undercover as the vice president of quality control at the spa, he smells the mud and gets some on his nose. A few seconds later, the mud is gone and his nose is clean.
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Quotes
Mrs. MacIntyre:
[looking at photos of her husband cheating on her]
You idiot! These pictures are of me!
[Harry Crumb falls backwards in his chair]
Harry Crumb:
What? Let me see those. Mrs. MacIntyre:
Give them here. Harry Crumb:
Not so fast. I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along! Mrs. MacIntyre:
What? Harry Crumb:
I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazeball husband is as low as it gets! Mrs. MacIntyre:
I don't believe this! Harry Crumb:
Believe what you want, lady. But don't believe it here. Mrs. MacIntyre:
You are a poor excuse for a human being!
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"Holding Out For A Hero"
Written by Jim Steinman and Dean Pitchford Performed by Bonnie Tyler Courtesy of Paramount Pictures Corporation Bonnie Tyler performs courtesy of CBS Records
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