Two young men are trying to make their way in a corporation. One on charm, the other on hard work. When they go to the president (Bernie) with a serious financial error on a printout, he pretends to be thrilled and invites them to his beach house for the weekend. He actually plans on having them killed. Bernie is also fooling around with the girlfriend of his mafia partner. When the partner has Bernie killed, the boys end up having to pretend Bernie is still alive as the frustrated hit man tries time and time again to complete the job. Written by
John Vogel <email@example.com>
Bernie Lomax would be the perfect host, except for one small thing. He's dead. [USA Theatrical]
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Richard, just tell me what is going on!
[comes down the stairs, dragging Bernie's body by the leg
Look honey, Bernie's dead, they guys that killed 'em are now after us, can we hide out at your place or what?
[throws down Bernie's leg as he reaches the bottom of the staircase
[eyes as big as golf balls
[sees Gwen's horrified expression, holds up Bernie's head
It's just Bernie!
[bangs Bernie's head against the stair support railing
[covers her mouth quietly screaming in a high pitched squeal
HOT AND COLD
(End Title Song)
Written by Andy Summers
and Winston 'Pipe' Matthews
Published by ANDY SUMMERS, INC. d/b/a EVOKE MUSIC
Administered Worldwide by LISTEN ROOM MUSIC, INC. (BMI)
Produced by Dick Rudolph
and Michael Sembello
Performed by Jermaine Stewart
JERMAINE STEWART Appears by Courtesy of VIRGIN RECORDS LIMITED and ARISTA RECORDS, INC. See more