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Peter Loew: Shouldn't the copy be in that file? It should, right?

Dr. Glaser: Yes.

Peter Loew: Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Dr. Glaser: Unless, of course, it's somehow been somehow misfiled.

Peter Loew: Misfiled?

Dr. Glaser: Yes, misfiled. Sometimes somebody puts a document in the wrong file and it's misfiled. It makes it much harder to find.

Peter Loew: Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!

Dr. Glaser: Peter...

Peter Loew: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!

Dr. Glaser: Peter...

Peter Loew: Q, R, S, T, U, V!

Dr. Glaser: Oh, Peter...

Peter Loew: W, X, Y, Z! Huh? That's ALL you have to DO!

Dr. Glaser: Very good, you know your alphabet.

Peter Loew: I never misfiled ANYTHING! Not ONCE, not ONE TIME! I wanna know WHO DID!

Dr. Glaser: I cannot possibly tell you that!

Peter Loew: You can't?

Dr. Glaser: No, I can't.

Peter Loew: Huh - and you call yourself a psychiatrist.

Peter Loew: Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good.

Peter Loew: [as he runs down the sidewalk of residential part of town] I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!

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Peter Loew: There you are!

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Peter Loew: I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!

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Peter Loew: Am I getting THROUGH TO YOU, Alva?

Alva Restrepo: I'll go right to it, Mr. Loew.

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Peter Loew: The work's not just go away, Alva. It never just "goes away"... THE GODDAMN CONTRACT IS SOMEWHERE IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING FILES!

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Peter Loew: I never misfiled anything! Not once. Not one time!

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Peter Loew: [to himself] Get outta here, you fucking pig! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

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Peter Loew: [looking at himself in the mirror] Oh God, where am I?

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