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Teen Witch (1989) Poster

(1989)

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Rhet: A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong!

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Richie Miller: I took the liberty of ironing your homework.

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Rhet: [singing] I'm hot... and you're not... but if you want to get with me I'll give it one shot, TOP THAT!

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Madame Serena: You have the power to make anything you want happen.

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Louise Miller: Can I make him love me.

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Polly: Look at how funky he is!

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Ms. Molloy: The leads are Brad and... Kiki, Duncan will play the King, and Louise will be the assistant costume mistress!

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Brad Powell: Where are all your chairs?

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Louise Miller: [about the disgusting pizza Richie is preparing] This is disgusting! You better clean this mess up before mom gets home.

Richie Miller: I don't have to.

Louise Miller: I am telling you, I don't want to listen to her yell at you. You are an unbelievable pig!

Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.

Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber YOUR glue whatever YOU call me sticks back on YOU!

Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!

[after he says this, Richie turns into a dog]

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Richie Miller: Nobody's comin' to your sweet sixteen party Louise.

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