Tarzan in Manhattan (1989 TV Movie)

Kim Crosby: Jane Porter

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• Archimedes Porter : And that's all you know about this current weirdo?

  Jane Porter : He's not a current weirdo

  Archimedes Porter : Ah, I see. He's just ah, Tarzan of the Apes? Who escaped from a detention center and is looking for his lost chimp, Chiquita?

  Jane Porter : Cheetah

  Archimedes Porter : I see. Jane, look, I never interfere in your personal life, do I?

  Jane Porter : Since when?

  Archimedes Porter : Yeah but I'm telling you - this guy is a loser

  Archimedes Porter : Hey, come here for a minute. You got twenty four hours to get out of town. That's it

  Archimedes Porter : No Wait, no Dad you can't do that

  Archimedes Porter : Why can't I do that? I run a business, a security business. I could lose my license. This guy is a fugitive from justice. And also a nutcase.

  Archimedes Porter : I gotta go. It was great coffee. Pleasure meeting you. Get outta my daughter's life. And put on some clothes.