A bearded director named EVA, a fictive Rainer Werner Fassbinder, lives in a large house with his cast and crew as he films Dumas' Lady of the Camellias. His accountant informs him he has ... See full summary »
Michael Moriarity and Sally Kellerman must have been desperate to be involved in this total disaster. There really are no redeeming qualities to "The Secret of the Ice Cave". The acting by all concerned is terrible, and the sophomoric script could have been written by a fifteen year old. People jump out of crashing planes, without a parachute, and are practically unscratched. Totally gratuitous explosions are everywhere, spider bites cause sleeping sickness, I could go on and on about the nonsense. To top things off, there is no treasure, and the cave has no ice. Avoid this like you would a rabid dog. - MERK
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