[In the car after the baseball game, Kevin is singing "The Diarrhea Song" while Taylor laughs
When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea.
Kevin, honey, where did you learn that song?
Last summer at camp, Mom...
, Kevin Buckman
I Love To See You Smile
Written and Performed by Randy Newman
Produced by Lenny Waronker
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