Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (1988 TV Movie)
[Randy desperately has to go to the bathroom]
Randy: [whining] Mom, I can't undo my knot; I have to go!
Ralph's Mother: Ralph, would you help your brother?
Ralph: For crying out loud! OK, runt, let's go!
Ralph's Mother: [in a high pitched voice] Boys! Come on, breakfast is ready!
[radio shorts out and breaks]
[the family just stopped for Ralph's mother to look at house rugs]
Old Man: [to himself] Just once, I'd like to get to Ollie's before dark. Just once!
Ralph's Mother: [the family is finishing loading the car] OK, we have the box of canned goods... did you get the bath mat?
Old Man: The what?
Ralph's Mother: The bath mat!
Old Man: A bath mat? What do we need a bath mat for?
Ralph's Mother: Well, you never know! It might be nice.
Ralph's Mother: [looking at homemade windmills] They spin!
Grannie of Grannie's Old Log Cabins: Yeah, the wind does that.
Ralph's Mother: Isn't that clever? The wind does that!