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Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (TV Movie 1988) Poster

Quotes

Ralph's Mother: [whistles] Are you up?

Old Man: [yelling] Will you shut up?

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[Randy desperately has to go to the bathroom]

Randy: [whining] Mom, I can't undo my knot; I have to go!

Ralph's Mother: Ralph, would you help your brother?

Ralph: For crying out loud! OK, runt, let's go!

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Ralph's Mother: [in a high pitched voice] Boys! Come on, breakfast is ready!

[radio shorts out and breaks]

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[the family just stopped for Ralph's mother to look at house rugs]

Old Man: [to himself] Just once, I'd like to get to Ollie's before dark. Just once!

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Ralph's Mother: [the family is finishing loading the car] OK, we have the box of canned goods... did you get the bath mat?

Old Man: The what?

Ralph's Mother: The bath mat!

Old Man: A bath mat? What do we need a bath mat for?

Ralph's Mother: Well, you never know! It might be nice.

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Ralph's Mother: [looking at homemade windmills] They spin!

Grannie of Grannie's Old Log Cabins: Yeah, the wind does that.

Ralph's Mother: Isn't that clever? The wind does that!

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Old Man: What are you doing? We don't have time to look at any dumb hooked rugs! We're trying to make it to Ollie's before dark!

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