Alice Johnson: What's wrong with me?
Yvonne: Nothing. You're just a little pregnant.
Dan Jordan: And as adults, we must now prepare for our new life outside this wonderful environment known as Springwood High. So let's blow this pop stand!
Mr. Gray: Hey, Mark! Picture time! Come get immortalized, parents and brats.
Racine Gibson: [excitedly] Greta! Photo opportunity, dear!
Greta Gibson: Damn it, they caught me. I have to gnash my teeth for the paparazzi.
Little Girl: [singing] ... seven, eight, better stay awake. Nine, ten, he's back again.
Dan Jordan: [possessed by Freddy Krueger] Hi, Alice. Want to make babies?
Mark Gray: [Interrupts Yvonne and Alice's argument and shows them the files under his arm] He found a lot more people before he found us.
Yvonne: You, too?
Mark Gray: [Holds up his scarred palm to her] He invited me to his house last night.
Alice Johnson: All right, Krueger... this time it's for keeps!
Amanda Krueger: Jacob! Jacob! Alice will not triumph! Only you can help her now.
Jacob: [looking like Freddy] Hey, leave her! Let's go! I want to learn stuff from you. She's no fun anymore. Teach me? Heh.
Amanda Krueger: Now, Jacob. Unleash the power he has given you.
Jacob: [looking back at Freddy after he sees that he has fallen into Amanda's trap] School's out, Krueger.
Alice Johnson: How was the meeting?
Mr. Johnson: Sobering.
Alice Johnson: Very funny.
Greta Gibson: One of my friends died yesterday, Mother. Do you mind if I take a few hours off to remember him?
Racine Gibson: But we're having a party, dear.
Mark Gray: Why don't you shut up and let her talk? I mean two of us have died in the past two days. Does that just strike you as particularly normal?
[seconds after fuel pump stabs into Dan's leg]
Freddy Krueger: Fuel injection!
[disguised as Dan Jordan]
Freddy Krueger: Kids... always a disappointment.
Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan: Mom?
Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.
Freddy Krueger: [In French accent] Madam, if I may.
[locks Greta in seat]
Freddy Krueger: Bon appÈtit...
Freddy Krueger: ... bitch.
[Freddy is cutting chunks out of Greta and eating them]
Freddy: Is she delicious or am I crazy?
Mark Gray: You leave her alone!
Amanda Krueger: Your birth was a curse on the whole of humanity.
Amanda Krueger: I will not allow it to happen again. You brought me back to give you life, but now I must take yours.
Freddy Krueger: We'll see, bitch. We'll just see.
Mark Gray: [seeing someone cut their hand on a beer bottle] God, I could have gone all night without looking at that.
Greta Gibson: You know, I think it's very strange how you draw your comics loaded with blood and guts. That freaks you out.
Dan Jordan: Yeah, it's just a little blood, guy.
Mark Gray: I know what it is, you big, dumb jock.
Freddy Krueger: Hey, Danny, better not dream and drive.
Jacob: I like you. I want to stay with you. How come you don't like me?
Alice Johnson: Who said I didn't like you?
Jacob: My friend with the funny hand.
Mark Gray: [as The Phantom Prowler] Time to die, you scar-faced limp-dick.
[fires a bunch of times until Freddy changes]
Super Freddy: Faster than a bastard maniac! More powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!
[changes back to normal, turns Mark into paper and slashes him]
Freddy Krueger: Told you comic books was bad for ya!
Freddy Krueger: I'm your friend, Jacob. Just like a daddy. Heh, huh. Gootchy-gootchy-goo! Gootchy, gootchy, goo! I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha. I gotcha.
[grunts, Alice walks in]
Jacob: Mommy, meet my friend.
Freddy Krueger: [shows his torn up body] Nice try, Alice. Thanks, babe. It's my new look. Like it?
Freddy Krueger: Yee-haw! This boy feels the need for speed.
Freddy Krueger: [commenting on the taste of Dan Jordan's champagne] Bad year, Dan!
Freddy Krueger: Where are you going, piglet? The party's just starting.
Alice Johnson: I know exactly what you're up to.
Freddy Krueger: I thought I was up to... Yvonne!
[Lifts Yvonne from water, by her hair]
Yvonne: [Screams and punches Freddy]
Mark Gray: [Lamenting the fact that he never told Greta he loved her when she was alive] The Phantom Prowler wouldn't have been afraid to tell her how he felt. If I only had a tenth of his guts. Jesus, he's not even real, and he's more of a human being than I am.
Yvonne: Girl, what's wrong? Let's see a smile on your face.
Alice Johnson: I had kind of a long night.
Yvonne: Dan keeping you up again? Girl, you better put a lock on that window.
Alice Johnson: The Dan part was nice.
Delivery Nurse: Sister, this is one of God's creatures. Take solace in that.
Amanda Krueger: That is no creature of God!
Alice Johnson: You can't come back! I locked the door on you.
Freddy Krueger: Well, I found the key!
Greta Gibson: The bottom line, Alice, if anybody's trying to hurt you, supernatural or not, they're going to have to go through us first.
Yvonne: All of us. Right?
Alice Johnson: That's what I'm afraid of.
Yvonne: [to Alice] Just don't ask me to take a Jacuzzi with that guy again.
Racine Gibson: [During Greta's dream after, Freddy cuts the doll open] Nothing but the best for Greta!
Freddy Krueger: [Dressed as a waiter, brings a platter to Greta] Bon appetit, bitch!
Freddy Krueger: [Putting, the food in Greta's mouth] Open wide!
Freddy Krueger: [Freddy, stuffing food in Greta's mouth] Second helping!
Racine Gibson: Don't talk, with your mouthful, dear!
Freddy Krueger: You are, what you eat!
Racine Gibson: Great dear, it's time to get your beauty sleep! You don't want bags, under those beautiful eyes!
Greta Gibson: [Being offered food] No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Racine Gibson: Aren't you eating?
Greta Gibson: I really don't feel up to it.
Racine Gibson: Really, dear. You ought to try something.
Greta Gibson: You're the one who's always slapping my hand about my weight, mother!
Racine Gibson: But that's why we diet, dear. So we can eat at social events and not upset the guests!
Greta Gibson: Tell you what, why don't I eat the whole *GOD DAMN* tray, go throw up and come back for seconds, *alright*?