Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
You have your coat on.
Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
The opening credits feature a cartoon of Santa delivering the Griswold family's Christmas presents while also getting electrocuted, hit by bricks, falling into the snow and being chased by a rolling snowman head See more
The Star-Spangled Banner
Lyrics by Francis Scott Key
Music by John Stafford Smith
Performed by the Griswolds See more