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Mystery Train (1989) Poster

(1989)

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Night Clerk: Well, what about on Jupiter?

Bellboy: At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would've weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds.

Night Clerk: Six-hundred and forty-eight. Damn.

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Johnny: Don't call me Elvis! If you can't use my proper name, why don't you try "Carl Perkins, Jr." or something? I mean, I don't call them "Sam & Dave", do I?

Dave: Hey, man. My name is Dave.

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Jun: You know, Memphis does look like Yokohama. Just more space. If you took away sixty percent of the buildings in Yokohama, it would look like this.

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Mitzuko: Hi! Good night!

Night Clerk: Good night. How may I help you?

Mitzuko: Umm... We would like most cheap room please do you have?

Night Clerk: All our rooms for two people are the same rate.

Mitzuko: Oh.

Jun: (speaking in Japanese) What'd he say?

Mitzuko: (speaking in Japanese) I'm not exactly sure. (In English) I'm sorry, that is too expensive.

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Mitzuko: Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel?

Jun: Those other things are in my memory. The hotel rooms and the airports are the things I'll forget.

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[Mitzukoand Jun hear a loud noise outside]

Mitzuko: Was that a gun?

Jun: Probably. This is America.

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Newsvendor: What can I do you for?

Luisa: I would like to buy this newspaper.

Newsvendor: Well now, you should buy this one here as well. The Tri-State Defender.

Luisa: No, thank you. I think I need only this one.

Newsvendor: Well, you know, you only need one leg to get around on if that's all you got. But it sure helps having two, now, doesn't it?

Luisa: Oh, well, uh, yes. This one too.

Newsvendor: How about some magazines?

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Dee Dee: Hey! Listen... They're fucking.

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Johnny: Hey, everybody! Check your guns at the bar!

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Night Clerk: [after hearing the bellboy complain about his uniform] Well, you should do like I do, shit, go over and buy your own damn clothes over at Lansky's, somewhere like that; I mean, you know it's like they say: the clothes make the man. I mean look at that damn hat on your head, you look like a damn mosquito-legged chimpanzee, I mean-

[he abruptly breaks up]

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Night Clerk: [both stare at a plum on the counter, neither saying a thing] I don't think you should eat that thing.

Bellboy: Yeah, you're probably right.

Night Clerk: You gonna eat it?

Bellboy: No, I'm not gonna eat that thing.

[at this, the night clerk casually reaches over and eats the plum in one bite]

Bellboy: Hey...you ate my plum!

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Night Clerk: [hearing a radio ad for seafood, disgusted at what he is hearing] "Jiffy Squid"? Turn that damn thing off! "Jiffy Squid"

[grimaces in dislike and shakes his head]

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