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44 out of 52 people found the following review useful:
The Karate Man Part III, 29 July 2004
Author:
Joel_S from Albany, NY
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Spoiler Alert This film is about a 35 year old karate boy and his wise
old martial arts instructor. Ralph Macchio plays the title role, and
seems to have gained about 45 pounds since the second film. Daniel
LaRusso and Mr. Miyagi come back from Okinawa (the story of Part II)
and continue to dress and think like it's 1984, even though the rest of
the world knows it's 1989. The brutal karate teacher from the earlier
films, John Kreese, has been run out of business thanks to the bad PR
that resulted in his defeat at the hands of Daniel and Mr. Miyagi.
Kreese closes down his Cobra Kai dojo. This film is from 1989, and the
45 year old Kreese decides to call the karate deal quits, but his
billionaire 25 year old Vietnam war buddy talks him out of it. Kreese's
25 year old war buddy from the 60s is named Terry Silver, and he has a
pony tail just like Steven Segal. Terry Silver also knows karate, just
like Steven Segal. Terry Silver is also a pompous, full of himself
a-hole, just like Steven Segal. Terry Silver is also younger then The
Karate Man, Daniel LaRusso. Terry Silver helps Kreese get revenge on
Daniel and Mr. Miyagi, using some outdated racist lingo like "slope" in
reference to Miyagi. Hmmm, maybe Terry Silver was around for the 60s?
Steven Segal, errr, I mean Terry Silver sets up a new Cobra Kai dojo
and enlists the aid of a bad boy karate teenage punk named Mike Barnes.
Mike Barnes is a teenager with a ruthless style of fighting, and he is
determined to defeat the Karate Man. Terry Silver promises Mike Barnes
a hefty sum of money if he is able to beat the Karate Man in the karate
tournament. Terry Silver lures the Karate Man to the dark side of the
force, against Miyagi's noble Jedi ways. The Karate Man trains under
Silver and starts to become evil like Mike Barnes. In a subplot, Mr.
Miyagi and Daniel open up a Bonsai tree store, and they are repeatedly
attacked by Mike Barnes, who wants the Karate Man to defend his
championship. Daniel briefly gets a high school aged girlfriend, but
then she dumps him when she finds out he is 35 and she never shows up
for the second half of the movie. But after the Karate Man beats up an
18 year old kid at a dance club, he runs home to Mr. Miyagi feeling bad
for what he has done. Daniel repents and Miyagi forgives him, Daniel
then goes back to the Cobra Kai dojo to tell Terry Silver that he can
no longer train under him. Terry Silver says, "you owe me more then
that Danny boy". Mike Barnes and John Kreese show up and start beating
up on the Karate Man, the Karate Man makes a run for the door after a
few beatings. Mike Barnes is hot in pursuit of him outside. But then
out of nowhere, as usual, comes Mr. Miyagi to save the day. Miyagi
throws Mike Barnes back into the Cobra Kai dojo and knocks out the
teenager after another punch. Miyagi then takes on Terry Silver and
John Kreese after they make a few more bigoted comments against Asians.
Miyagi easily defeats the both of them, and finally agrees to retrain
the Karate Man. Terry Silver tells Miyagi that Cobra Kai dojos will
open up everywhere and he won't even be a memory. Daniel yells back,
"Yes he will! You won't!"
Mr. Miyagi then tells Daniel "come, now we do kata!", and they do the
kata on the beach, on the top of a mountain, and in Miyagi's backyard.
After a few days of this kata training with Mr. Miyagi, the Karate Man
enters the All-Valley Under 18 karate tournament for boys. The Karate
Man does not have to fight the other young boys this time around, as
their is a new rule saying he only needs to fight once, lucky for him.
The punk teenager Mike Barnes makes it to the championship round and
starts to once again beat up on the Karate Man. The Karate Man is out
of his league with Mike Barnes, despite defeating Johnny Lawrence in
the first film, and defeating Chosen in a fight to the death in the
second movie. The Karate Man seems to have forgotten everything he
learned. After getting severely beat up by the teenager Mike Barnes,
the Karate Man tells Miyagi to throw in the towel. Mr. Miyagi comes to
the Karate Man and tells him not to give up but to use the secret kata
that he taught him. The man-boy gets up off the mat and proceeds to do
the super secret Miyagi kata from Okinawa. Mike Barnes is stunned when
he sees the kata, and actually waits for the Karate Man to finish his
entire form before he attacks. When Mike Barnes finally lunges, the
Karate Man in a single move flips him over and punches him to get the
winning point. Mr. Miyagi and the 35 year old boy celebrate with a hug.
THE END.
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Dear God, Please Rid Us Of Daniel!!!, 7 June 2000
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Author:
Khaled Yafi-01 (kiko_85@hotmail.com)
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What is Daniel Larusso's problem? Why after three torturous films is he no
more a man than when he first moved to L.A? I just don't get it!! In the
first installment he had an excuse to be a sissy; he was being bullied by
the bad boys of his new school and he didn't know how to defend himself. I
accept that! In the second one, he was in a foreign land and was being
bullied by some oriental bad-boy. He gets his butt kicked throughout until
the last scene when in the face of near death, he looks into Miyagi's eyes
and gets the inspiration to overcome fear and win the day and the girl. I
don't buy it but I can bear it!! In the third installment, he projects so
much obnoxiousness and pathetic emotion that you hope that his clearly,
superior opponents will kick his ass once and for all. No such luck!!
In this film Daniel is forced to defend his title which requires him to
fight only the final match.(Easy enough no?) His opponent is some blonde
punk who is being trained by Kreese (the disgraced teacher in the first film
whose nose Miyagi twists to render him unconscious)and backed by the
finances of Terry Silver, a smooth Karate kicking business man. Silver,
played with nice slick touches by Thomas Ian Griffith is watchable as he
disrupts Daniel's level of discipline and successfully convinces Daniel that
he wants to help him defend his title after Miyagi refuses. Daniel, idiot
that he is, can't see the charade and accepts his help. Griffith projects
some air of smoothness but doesn't quite convince he's really all that cool.
Still some Karate student that I know, Amir Hashim-Zada seems to think he
epitomizes 21st Century Maleness. To each his own, I guess! The three of
them have a business deal going that requires Daniel to fight the final and
get beaten in order for their new Dojo's to be opened. Miyagi refuses to
train Daniel because he feels Daniel's reasons for defense are wrong. Please
excuse Daniel for getting beaten up throughout the film and being forced to
enter the tournament!!. Sorry Miyagi, how unreasonable Daniel has become!!!
Anyway enough plot....
What I don't get is why Daniel complains and cries consistently about his
circumstances and seems to have forgotten any skills that Miyagi has taught
him over the past couple of films. That is until, in the heat of the moment,
he looks into Miyagi's eyes and everything comes back!!(How realistic!!). I
loved the first film, for although Daniel was predictably annoying, he was
living out the zero to hero story we all love. And Miyagi became a household
name that we couldn't not love. Incidentally, Miyagi remains good throughout
the films. Without him the movie hasn't a leg to stand on. It's a real
statement on the charisma of the leading man Macchio. He simply has none.
The trouble with Daniel is that he has the weakest personality that doesn't
ever appear to develop, despite all Miyagi's wisdom, until the last 2
minutes of the film. I can accept that these films don't expect that much
from the viewer, but come on!!, we should at least believe that Daniel is a
worthy hero by the end. I find it really funny that Miyagi likens Daniel's
spirit to that of a bonsai tree with a strong root. Daniel seems to make
Miyagi's wisdom and teachings look meaningless. Daniel ought to be a man's
man by this film, but he still walks like a girl, he talks like a girl, and
BY GOD he still FIGHTS like a girl!!!Any sympathy you may have mustered for
him from the past two films is quickly dispensed in this film because he
whines and cries when things consistently don't go his way. For God's Sake
Daniel, are you that dense, since when do things go your way??? By now you
should be man enough to deal with the bad things in life!!!! Everyone else
does and most haven't had the privilege of Miyagi's teachings!!
I must say the final scene is truly pathetic!!The bad boy is keen to win a
point then lose a point thereby keeping the scores at 0-0. He wants Daniel
to suffer (Don't we all?) so he claims a legitimate point then beats the
life out of him to lose the point. The match makes it abundantly clear that
Daniel is 5 belts worse than this guy. BUT the match tied at 0-0 thanks
entirely to the bad-boy, goes into sudden death when Daniel searches deep
inside of himself, giving the obligatory look to Miyagi, and pulls off one
good move and wins the match. Then he has the arrogance to say "Yes We did
It" as if he should have the audacity to think he deserved to win the fight.
It could be poor writing or bad acting, or both, but it's a pity that even
after 3 films, even my young girl cousin reckons she could beat up whimpy
Daniel!!
The irony of all of this, is that this film is shamefully watchable. I like
it because Daniel forces giggles from the audience and Miyagi is always
watchable as he chants his pearls of wisdom and does his various spiritual
mantra's that are meant to mean something!! Sorry Miyagi, I didn't quite
catch their significance this time around, and as much as I like you, I fear
Daniel has not learned a bleeding thing from you since you met
him!!!
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Number three should have died the death, but it didn't., 28 May 2005
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Author:
loza-1
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Perhaps the film company was a little short so far as budget is
concerned; but this time we are back in the USA, and John Kreese, the
thug who ran the dojo in number one, and who got both his fists cut up
in number 2 returns with an ally. For the first time, we see a little
depth to Kreese, who starts the film by falling apart; we see that
Kreese has done military service, and it is probably his experiences on
service that has screwed him up.
The ally is a lot more complex: the silver-tongued, pony-tailed Terry
Silver, excellently played by Thomas Ian Griffith.
Pat Morita steadily plays the wise Miyagi, who goes into business
selling his other passion: bonsai trees. But business is threatened
when Kreese and his thugs try to goad the karate kid into a revenge
match.
This time, the kid rejects the teachings of his sensei, and follows a
path mapped out for him by Silver. The kid becomes frightened when he
breaks the nose of an idiot in a nightclub, and returns to the one true
path just in time for the revenge match.
It is easy to find criticisms in number three. The plot is predictable
Although I did not find the film at all threadbare.
Speaking objectively, if I had to choose which of the three karate kid
films I liked the best, it would be this one. For all its faults the
oriental philosophy is still running through it; and it underlines in a
more elaborate way the message of the first film: karate is a sport and
a form of self improvement, and has nothing to do with thuggery.
8 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
First he suffers!...., 10 August 2004
Author:
armen1000 from California, USA
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Absolutely the best of the KK series! This is a must see, no wait, must
OWN film. The best part about the whole movie is the fact that Terry
Silver, the multi-millionaire toxic waste dumper, finds time in his
lavish life to make a teenage boy miserable! Who would've thought such
a character exists.
I mean c'mon, doesn't he have better things to do? Apparently not, but
lucky for us, it's those crazy moments in which he makes Danny Laruso
miserable that make this film so hilarious. For instance, the scene in
which he's training Danny with the wooden dummy. He sees Daniel
bleeding and struggling, yet he hides behind the corner and takes a few
moments to snicker and snarl at the young boy's pain.
THE VERY BEST part of this movie **Spoiler** is when Silver (wearing an
ascot like any other billionaire) is at the final tournament with
Kreese and they both instruct Mike Barnes to do the following to Danny:
Silver: "First he Suffers!"
Kreese: "then he suffers some more!"
If this doesn't deserve a one million out of ten, I don't know what
else would. Do yourselves a favor and purchase this film!
9 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
Hilarious. I think my stomach is still sore., 21 December 2007
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Author:
surrydaniel from United States
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the worst movie ever made in my opinion, also the funniest. This isn't terrible like "Face Off" or "Con Air" or even "Airborne"...these films were able to do much more of what they intended. There are no jokes in Karate Kid 3. just trash. The script is so horrible and Macchio knows it, that's why he has to overact with his body... He hops around like a pogo stick in an attempt to make the dullness and pointlessness go away. It honestly sounds like a 6th grader wrote the script. And the acting is putrid. The love interest is completely pointless (they decide to be friends before leaving on their first date), and her acting is not even worthy of a detailed criticism. THere is so much here... I could go on forever, so I'll just mention the biggest plot foul-up. The bad guys spend the whole movie trying to force Macchio to defend his "Under 18" All Valley Tournament (he's a real life 27 yr old) while periodically kicking the hell out of him... Why force him to enter the tournament? Just kick the hell out of him. Anyway, with the stale, worn out, bottom of the barrel guidance of Myagi, Larusso pulls out a one punch victory to finish the tournament over his nemesis, who had been penalized points for kicking the hell out of him illegally throughout the match. So Larusso is beside himself with pride, laughing, cheering and pointing to Myagi in triumph. Now, what's to stop his enemies from kicking the hell out of him as soon as he leaves the building? Bottom line is the story and acting are both the worst failures I think I've ever seen. There was nothing that worked. Only exciting moment is Myagi taking on 3 dudes, but it's obviously a stunt double. F for intent. A plus for accidental humor. It's literally given me and a friend a stomach ache on several occasions. we couldn't breathe. I recommend it with all my heart.
15 out of 25 people found the following review useful:
Part III? What for?, 14 April 2008
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Author:
Max_cinefilo89 from Italy
Rumor has it Tom Cruise was offered the chance to reprise his signature
'80s role in two (!) Top Gun sequels, but refused because he didn't
want to do the same thing over and over. He has a point: some films,
like Star Wars or Indiana Jones (even Rocky or Rambo, to a reasonable
extent), can and in fact deserve to have follow-ups, because the people
who made them genuinely think there is more to tell about those
characters (Rocky V is too much, though); others, like Top Gun or The
Karate Kid, are crippled from the beginning by the fact that they are
indelibly connected to the decade that spawned them, and also suffer
from having fairly basic scripts and characters that wouldn't really
benefit from any continuation of the story. Sadly, Ralph Macchio never
realized this, and so here we are: The Karate Kid, Part III.
Whereas the first film dealt with a recycled subject (young boy gets
revenge on those who humiliated him) from a new angle, Part III
resurrects the revenge theme with all its clichés. The "driving force"
(assuming there is one) of the screenplay (if you can call it that) is
John Kreese (Martin Kove), the sadistic karate teacher whose students
got their asses kicked by Daniel Larusso (Macchio). Broke and lonely,
Kreese decides to ask an old army buddy, Terry Silver (Thomas Ian
Griffith), to help carry out a diabolical plan that will make Daniel
and Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) suffer like never before. Getting them to
fight back, however, will prove harder than usual, as Miyagi is more
interested in opening a bonsai shop and Daniel refuses to act violently
since he is - what a surprise, this - in love.
Love, vengeance, honor, blood and gratuitous butt-kicking are all
thrown in the mix, though hardly any of them work to full effect. As a
matter of fact, the more explicit violence suffocates the franchise's
trademark comedy bits, leaving a few underwhelming Daniel/Miyagi
moments with the duty of lightening the tone. Even worse, though, is
the over-the-top behavior of the villains: Griffith does nothing but
stare manically, shout and laugh, while Kove, who was funny in the
first installment of the series, transforms Kreese into a grotesque
parody of his earlier work. Only when the dead-certain final battle
arrives, there is a sense of the trilogy regaining whatever it lost
from Part II onwards. But the question remains: how many people will
still be paying attention at that point?
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Horrible, terrible conclusion to the trilogy., 30 August 2000
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Author:
Laner from United States
Ya just gotta ask, "What were they thinking?" The first movie was a
classic
- a genuine piece of pop culture, and a great "underdog" movie. While the
second wasn't as good, it was still a decent movie which expanded on the
story of Daniel & Mr. Miyagi. But this one stunk up the joint... first
off
the new bad guy Terry Silver (the millionaire mogul/karate expert) is
laughable as a villain - his performance is *so* over the top it's
ridiculous. It's obvious they got someone who knew his karate, but didn't
know jack about acting. It's also ironic that he's actually younger than
Ralph Macchio
Robyn Lively - she's attractive enough, but belongs in sitcoms. Also,
what's with Daniel *never* getting the girl in the long
term???
As for Macchio - I don't know... he seemed to be *way* too enthusiastic.
Was he this much of a motormouth in the first two movies? It's almost as
if
he was trying too hard to compensate for the fact that he is five years
older, trying to portray a character that is only one year
older.
The pacing of this movie is all wrong. They spend way too much time on
trivialities such as the Macchio/Lively relationship. What was the point
of
that anyway? There was hardly any time spent on the training and actual
fight (and as any fan of the Rocky movies could tell you, that's the most
important part!)
As for the karate itself, it's L A M E. The Karate Kid series has always
been more about the philosophy behind martial arts rather than the
physical
aspect. All of Mr. Miyagi's wise platitudes are dead-on, but the "crane
technique" would be easily countered by any half-competent black belt.
Even
so, it worked in the first two flicks. But in this one, it's just
ridiculous. The final fight, the "bad boy of karate" is whipping Daniel
like a government mule, then in sudden death Daniel decides to break into
his "Secret Miyagi family kata", which causes both his opponent and his
partners to suddenly back away in fear! This is so absolutely ridiculous
it's pathetic. Once again, any competent karate student would simply look
at Daniel with a bit of confusion, then continue on with the business of
kicking his butt. It just seemed all too anti-climactic.
I'm really surprised they made a fourth movie after this stinker, but at
least it gave us our first look at Hillary Swank. Yum
:)
20 out of 36 people found the following review useful:
A truly funny movie!, 2 April 2000
Author:
bractune from Sacramento, CA
I have to say, every time I watch Karate Kid III, I laugh many, many times.
Trouble is...it's not intentionally a comedy! That's okay with me though, I
still watch it every time I catch it on cable. It's definitely a "so bad,
it's good" movie. Ralph Macchio isn't a great actor, but Robin Lively was
terrible in her role as the supposed love-interest...which only made it
better in my eyes. The dialogue was corny, over-the-top, and oh-so
unnatural. Brilliant!
I sincerely liked the first KK, was bored by the second one, but KK III is
definitely my favorite. It's poorly-made, poorly-acted, and poorly-written.
And I loved every minute of it.
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Not nearly as bad as it's reputation would suggest, 9 April 2010
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Author:
grahamyounie from United Kingdom
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The Karate kid Part 3 is a film that if looked at again today reminds
you of how great the 80's were. No CGI, no massive budget, no massive
stars, just good old fashioned entertainment where Daniel LaRusso yet
again succeeds against all the odds.
This film is not perfect by any means. It has a fairly weak story and
some poor dialogue and character motivations are somewhat unbelievable.
Don't the villains have anything better to do with their time than to
harass our hero into entering the tournament. does it really mean that
much to them to get Daniel to fight. come on, get a life guys.
As has been stated on countless other reviews, the love interest here
is pointless because their relationship goes nowhere, they decide to be
friends because she has an on off boyfriend. Her purpose here is to
hang out with Daniel and eat macaroni cheese with him. not exactly
Romeo and Juliet. heck its not even bert and ernie! However, in my
opinion the positives just about outweigh the negatives. Mr Miyagi is
yet again the strongest link, adding his usual mix of humour and wisdom
in equal doses. As his friendship with Daniel slowly disintegrates, you
really feel for him as the sadness washes over his face, that his
surrogate son is for the first time against him and not with him.
Mike Barnes is a good foe for Daniel. you can really believe that he is
Karates bad boy as his PR make him out to be. You believe that Mike
could and does kick Daniels ass at almost every opportunity. He is much
more threatening and abusive than previous opponents.
The music in this film is beautiful. Bill Conti in all 3 movies has
done some of his best work. The music that plays over Daniels Kata
training is tranquil and memorable. The music that plays over Daniels
final bout leaves goosebumps all over your body.
And speaking of the final fight, yes it is a letdown that Daniel
doesn't need to make his way to the final this time because of a new
rule that allows the previous champion to automatically reach the
final. Its almost as if they thought Macchio didn't have it in him to
do another 6 round fight montage due to his obvious weight gain.
whatever the reasons for this, it sucks. its like you wait 90 minutes
for the inevitable fight and unlike the first movie where you watched
Daniel make his way to the final, here he goes straight into the final.
I mean doesn't he need those early fights to warm up. Obviously because
he gets his arse whipped big time.
Daniel gets beaten up but Barnes keeps the score at 0-0 because he
deliberately loses a point for kicking his balls and punching his face.
he's basically trying to make him suffer until sudden death over time.
and when sudden death over time arrives, your either gonna be split
into two camps. you'll either laugh and call it ridiculous or you'll be
swept up in the moment and think, wow, that was magic movie-making in 1
minute. i'm for the latter. i love the ending. the whole scene from
Miyagi telling Daniel to shut the hell up and find his best karate
inside and let it out to Daniel getting up with a new determination in
his eyes to the music to his opponents confusion and to the final move,
it all just gives me goosebumps and almost brings a tear to my eyes.
silly and unbelievable it may be but you could say the same about the
crane kick. i personally like this film quite a bit despite its flaws.
rewatch it and maybe you'll agree.
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Just a few things I would like to say..., 22 April 2007
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Author:
cambrige_girl
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I thought this movie was...well, how exactly can I describe it? I mean, I laughed about one million times, especially at Terry's totally mad, hyena-like, shrieking laugh. I actually even got a but teary eyed, mainly at when Daniel and Mr Miyagi had any touching moments or when Daniel starting yelling at him, the look on Mr Miyagi's face really got to me. I LOVED this movie and I've watched it many times and I still love it. It's funny, touching and at the end when Daniel and Mr Miyagi hugged, I thought one thing and that was: "YAY!!!" I loved all the different roles and how the characters from the previous movies were brought back and used to start a new story. The fighting was still as excellent as always (kudos to Mr LaRusso) and even the small-ish roles such as Snake (you know it) were lovable and enjoyable to watch. Overall, as I said before, I think this movie was BRILLIANT and I hope that many other people enjoy watching it just as much as I did!
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