| Neil Morrissey | ... | Noddy, aka Nick Oddie | |
| Amanda Noar | ... | Kim | |
| Michael Elphick | ... | Inspector Cleaver | |
| Anthony Daniels | ... | Priest | |
| Andrew Powell | ... | Roach | |
| George Rossi | ... | Chopper | |
| Daniel Peacock | ... | Buzzer | |
| Midge Taylor | ... | First Road Toad | |
| David Daker | ... | Desk Sergeant | |
| Burt Kwouk | ... | Fu King Owner | |
| Brendan Donnison | ... | Satanist High Priest | |
| Graham Padden | ... | P.C. Ben E. Dorm | |
| Paula Ann Bland | ... | Hospital Nurse (as Paula-Ann Bland) | |
| Teddie Thompson | ... | Hospital Sister | |
| Terence Budd | ... | Bike Shop Dealer | |
| Ann Casson | ... | Mrs. Bancroft | |
| Douglas Campbell | ... | Mr. Bancroft | |
| Richard Smith | ... | Curate | |
| Roy Alon | ... | P.C. Harold | |
| Frederick Eaves | ... | Old Man | |
| Ed Devereaux | ... | Pub Landlord | |
| Howard Belgard | ... | Grafitti Artist | |
| Jim Alan | ... | Grafitti Artist | |
| James McCarthy | ... | P.C. Doughnut | |
| Pauline Bennion | ... | W.P.C. Hotdog | |
| Nigel Campbell | ... | P.C. Splattered | |
| Peter Brookes | ... | Drunk Driver | |
| Teresa Campbell | ... | Hospital Receptionist | |
| Jay Roberts | ... | Ambulance Man | |
| Alan Frank | ... | Ambulance Man | |
| Jenny Roberts | ... | Traffic Warden | |
| Charlotte Martin | ... | Prostitute | |
| Peter Lovstrom | ... | Gym Trainer | |
| Dave Morris | ... | Gym Trainer | |
| Scott Adkins | ... | Jim, Despatch Rider | |
| John Wolskel | ... | Clive, Despatch Rider | |
| Tommy Moon | ... | Milkman | |
| Doughnut Noar-Morrissey | ... | Slasher The Dog | |
| David Haydn-Jones | ... | Plain Clothes Detective (as David Jones) | |
| Ian Brooker | ... | Funeral Priest | |
| Dinah Blunt | ... | Old Man's Nurse | |
| Colin Campbell | ... | Moped Rider | |
| Esta Charkham | ... | Mrs. P.C. Harold | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Pip Vicary | ... | Nurse | |
Directed by | |||
| Dirk Campbell | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Mycal Miller | ||
| John Wolskel | ||
Produced by | |||
| Jim Allan | .... | associate producer | |
| Mycal Miller | .... | producer | |
| John Wolskel | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Dean Friedman | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Tom Ingle | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Mycal Miller | |||
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Nigel Mercer | .... | assistant director | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Bob Keen | .... | special effects crew: Image Animation | |
| Simon Sayce | .... | special effects crew: Image Animation | |
| Warwick Sayce | .... | special effects crew: Image Animation | |
| Paul Spateri | .... | special effects crew: Image Animation | |
| Steve Watts | .... | props and motorcycle builder | |
| Robbie Drake | .... | foam technician (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Roy Alon | .... | stunt arranger | |
| Roy Alon | .... | stunts | |
| Tip Tipping | .... | stunts | |
Other crew | |||
| Emma Thomas | .... | script supervisor | |
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This is a very funny horror/comedy about bloodthirsty motorcycle,so don't take this movie seriously.The acting is amateurish,the characters funny,the story nonsensical,but who cares?"I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" is fun to watch.The film is also fairly gory,so the BBFC didn't grab this one-I suppose.OK,where else can you find motorcycle straight from hell,talking excrement and some other weird ideas.Highly recommended.