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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 1990 (USA)
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact ... See full summary »

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Noddy
Amanda Noar ...
Kim
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Cleaver
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Andrew Powell ...
Roach
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Chopper
Daniel Peacock ...
Buzzer
Midge Taylor ...
Toad
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Sergeant
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Fu King
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Satanist
Graham Padden ...
Dorm
Paula Ann Bland ...
Nurse (as Paula-Ann Bland)
Teddie Thompson ...
Sister
Terence Budd ...
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When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. Written by Jim Cheetham <jim@guernsey.net>

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The Sun: Just as silly as it sounds but twice as funny. See more »

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A Minha Moto É Vampira  »

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The vampire motorcycle is a 750cc Norton Commando See more »

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When Kim (Amanda Noar) brings the cups of tea out to the workshop after Noddy and Buzzer unload the bike from the van, she calls Noddy "Neil" by mistake - Neil Morrissey being the actor's name. He was also Amanda Noar's husband at the time. See more »

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Spun-off from Boon (1986) See more »

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Vampire bike, Classic
27 January 2005 | by (ilfracombe) – See all my reviews

Starting off with a biker group demon worshipping when the rival bike group let loose heel and kill all the guys.

The bod who's been calling up the demon gets possessed and some thing strange happens to the bike!

A normal bloke (noddy) buys it wondering why it only starts at sundown.

The bike getting its own revenge for the killing of its former owner. hilarity ensues with the former cast of boon try's to capture the rouge demon bike.

Thank god C3PO gets involved in the form of the priest.

A classic spoof horror, which you don't see anymore, Still a bit weird watching Neil Morrisey in things other than B&Q adverts.


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