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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 1990 (USA)
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact ... See full summary »

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Noddy
Amanda Noar ...
Kim
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Cleaver
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Andrew Powell ...
Roach
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Chopper
Daniel Peacock ...
Buzzer
Midge Taylor ...
Toad
David Daker ...
Sergeant
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Fu King
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Satanist
Graham Padden ...
Dorm
Paula Ann Bland ...
Nurse (as Paula-Ann Bland)
Teddie Thompson ...
Sister
Terence Budd ...
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When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. Written by Jim Cheetham <jim@guernsey.net>

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Daily Mail: It's scary, the suspense is telling, it's very funny and it is in the worst possible taste. See more »

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A Minha Moto É Vampira  »

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The White Swan pub in Henley-on-Arden, which provided accommodation and catering for the film, was owned and run by actor Michael Elphick (Inspector Cleaver in the film). See more »

Goofs

When Kim (Amanda Noar) brings the cups of tea out to the workshop after Noddy and Buzzer unload the bike from the van, she calls Noddy "Neil" by mistake - Neil Morrissey being the actor's name. He was also Amanda Noar's husband at the time. See more »

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Spun-off from Boon (1986) See more »

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Enjoyable
22 September 2006 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

An enjoyable romp by the cast of Boon who are obviously enjoying themselves in a silly but entertaining horror.

Not to be taken seriously , not the greatest horror , a definite B-Movie as it was supposed to be , so for me it hits the targets .

If you liked Boon a motorcycle courier and almost Rockford files English TV programme with Michael Elphick and Neil Morrisey just shot in Nottingham rather than Birmingham which the film is then u will probably enjoy the actors hamming it up.

Reminded me of some of the old Dracula films by Hammer , but using a motorbike instead of a foreign Count and that i think is what it is a Homage to Hammer by a TV cast using cheap effects and filming worth watching just don't expect too much.


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