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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 1990 (USA)
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact ... See full summary »

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Noddy
Amanda Noar ...
Kim
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Cleaver
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Andrew Powell ...
Roach
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Chopper
Daniel Peacock ...
Buzzer
Midge Taylor ...
Toad
David Daker ...
Sergeant
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Fu King
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Satanist
Graham Padden ...
Dorm
Paula Ann Bland ...
Nurse (as Paula-Ann Bland)
Teddie Thompson ...
Sister
Terence Budd ...
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When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. Written by Jim Cheetham <jim@guernsey.net>

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A Minha Moto É Vampira  »

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The location that was used for Noddy and Kim's house is the same one that was used in Series 3 of Boon (1986) for the offices of "Texas Rangers." See more »

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When Kim (Amanda Noar) brings the cups of tea out to the workshop after Noddy and Buzzer unload the bike from the van, she calls Noddy "Neil" by mistake - Neil Morrissey being the actor's name. He was also Amanda Noar's husband at the time. See more »

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I want that motorcycle!
2 September 2000 | by (Poland) – See all my reviews

This is a very funny horror/comedy about bloodthirsty motorcycle,so don't take this movie seriously.The acting is amateurish,the characters funny,the story nonsensical,but who cares?"I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" is fun to watch.The film is also fairly gory,so the BBFC didn't grab this one-I suppose.OK,where else can you find motorcycle straight from hell,talking excrement and some other weird ideas.Highly recommended.


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