Houseboat Horror (1989) (V)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Directors:

Kendal Flanagan
Ollie Martin

Writer:

Ollie Martin (written by)

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Something is about to happen on Lake Infinity!!

Plot:

A rowdy rock group are accompanied by a film crew to desolate Lake Infinity to produce a music video...

Plot Keywords:

Film Crew | Music Video | Lake | Rock Band | Skiboat

Cast

Alan Dale	...	Evans
Christine Jeston	...	Tracy
Craig Alexander	...	Sam
Des McKenna	...	Ziggie
Gavin Wood	...	Costello
John Michael Howson	...	'J'
Louise Siversen	...	Zelia
Peppie D'Or	...	Teresa
Stephen Whittaker	...	Bernie
Julie Thompson	...	Jennie
Mark Muggeridge	...	Dagger
Wilkie Collins	...	Harold
David Blackman	...	Bill
Greg Latts	...	Con
Ian Campbell	...	Clap

Country:

Australia

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Australia:R

Filming Locations:

Lake Eildon, Victoria, Australia

Company:

PM Terror Productions

Trivia:

Director Cameo: [Ollie Martin]ambulance man who comforts victims.

A sad day for Australian Horror....

Australian horror movies aren't very popular, but that doesn't mean that they're inferior. There have been some good ones, the very tongue in cheek "Cut", the bizarre "13th Floor" and the interesting "Out of the Body." Of course, there have been some really terrible ones, the worst of which is "Houseboat Horror." This movie was made in 1989, a time when horror films were running out of steam. Making a movie like "Houseboat Horror" was a mistake at this time. It recycled all the cliches used in 80's horror and recycled them badly. The movie looks to be extremely low budget, and seems to be shot on videotape. That doesn't matter though, a movie can still be low budget and be brilliant. But "Houseboat Horror" uses it's low budget for gore effects that look disastrous. You can't help but wonder if the money could have been used for something better, like a decent script. The story revolves around a film crew that travels to Lake Infinity to film a music video. But in the woods lurks a mad killer, who slaughters the film crew when they are stupid enough to split from the rest of the group. The killer's motive? Kill film crews because he was nearly burnt to death by a film crew some thirty years ago. Sound ridiculous? It is. Oh, and they're on houseboats, hence the title. The characters are not well written, I could hardly distinguish one from the other and I didn't even know their names. When they're murdered, am I supposed to care? Probably, but there's no emotional impact.

On the technical side of things, the photography was decent enough. But annoyingly, there are so many POV shots that it made my head spin. There is, on average, about one every five minutes. It gets tiring, and boring. The acting varies, some people are okay, I suppose. There are some funny one liners hidden in there. Some of the actors are really horrible, looking like they want to get out of there as fast as they can. But probably the most important part of a horror movie are the death scenes. For a movie that wants to be a gorefest, "Houseboat Horror" doesn't cut it (pardon the pun). Most of them have no suspense, and just cut away to a wall being splashed with blood. In my opinion, that is the weakest of murders in films.

So, if you can find a copy of this, watch it if you must, but don't expect to have fun. It's not even good in a 'so bad it's good' way. It's just bad.