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Gleaming the Cube (1989) Poster

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Brian Kelly: If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

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Tina Trac: How did you get to be so cynical?

Brian Kelly: Practice.

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Brian Kelly: I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.

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Bobby Nguyen: Don't give me a jerk-off handjob!

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[Brian comes to school with a new, clean-cut look]

Yabbo: Brian, Halloween's not 'til October.

Brian Kelly: So?

Yabbo: So? Where's your board?

Brian Kelly: I felt like walking today!

Yabbo: Why are you wearing those clothes?

Gremic: Oh, I know, his clothes are in the cleaners.

Buddy: I bet his mom put him up to it.

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Brian Kelly: I guess we all do unexpected things sometimes, don't we?

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Brian Kelly: Can I ask you something personal?

Tina Trac: Sure...

Brian Kelly: Where's the bathroom?

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Brian Kelly: Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!

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Yabbo: [telling Brian about a house that burned down to skate the pool] Besides, it burned down last week.

Buddy: [points at Yabbo] Yeah, he burned it!

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Mr. Kelly: [after picking up Brian at the police station] Brian, the skateboard stays in the garage.

Brian Kelly: Heh! What you worried about? It's not gonna shit on the rug!

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Harvey McGill: Why was he following you?

Brian Kelly: I dunno. He was just following me. Maybe he was a pervert.

Al Lucero: Oh right, you jumped into the back of a pervert's car? What are you? Playing hard to get?

Brian Kelly: You know, if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!

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Brian Kelly: Longdale's gonna be pissed!

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Gremic: [While in the plane scouting for a pool] Check it out, there's my mom's, there's my dad's house.

Buddy: Hey, there's my Pizza Hut!

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