Gleaming the Cube (1989)
Brian Kelly: If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
Brian Kelly: I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.
[Brian comes to school with a new, clean-cut look]
Yabbo: Brian, Halloween's not 'til October.
Brian Kelly: So?
Yabbo: So? Where's your board?
Brian Kelly: I felt like walking today!
Yabbo: Why are you wearing those clothes?
Gremic: Oh, I know, his clothes are in the cleaners.
Buddy: I bet his mom put him up to it.
Brian Kelly: I guess we all do unexpected things sometimes, don't we?
Brian Kelly: Can I ask you something personal?
Tina Trac: Sure...
Brian Kelly: Where's the bathroom?
Brian Kelly: Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
Yabbo: [telling Brian about a house that burned down to skate the pool] Besides, it burned down last week.
Buddy: [points at Yabbo] Yeah, he burned it!
Mr. Kelly: [after picking up Brian at the police station] Brian, the skateboard stays in the garage.
Brian Kelly: Heh! What you worried about? It's not gonna shit on the rug!
Harvey McGill: Why was he following you?
Brian Kelly: I dunno. He was just following me. Maybe he was a pervert.
Al Lucero: Oh right, you jumped into the back of a pervert's car? What are you? Playing hard to get?
Brian Kelly: You know, if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!