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Gleaming the Cube (1989) More at IMDbPro »

Tina Trac: How did you get to be so cynical?
Brian Kelly: Practice.

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Brian Kelly: I guess we all do unexpected things sometimes, don't we?

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Brian Kelly: Can I ask you something personal?
Tina Trac: Sure...
Brian Kelly: Where's the bathroom?

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Brian Kelly: I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.

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Bobby Nguyen: Don't give me a jerk-off handjob!

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Brian Kelly: Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!

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Brian Kelly: If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards.

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[Brian comes to school with a new, clean-cut look]
Yabbo: Brian, Halloween's not 'til October.
Brian Kelly: So?
Yabbo: So? Where's your board?
Brian Kelly: I felt like walking today!
Yabbo: Why are you wearing those clothes?
Gremic: Oh, I know, his clothes are in the cleaners.
Buddy: I bet his mom put him up to it.

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Yabbo: [telling Brian about a house that burned down to skate the pool] Besides, it burned down last week.
Buddy: [points at Yabbo] Yeah, he burned it!

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Gremic: [While in the plane scouting for a pool] Check it out, there's my mom's, there's my dad's house.
Buddy: Hey, there's my Pizza Hut!

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