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Paula Carson: No more fucking around with my emotions!
Share thisWilliam Carson III: Paula what are you doing out here?
Paula Carson: What do you mean?
William Carson III: Sh-Shouldn't you be in school you're not *cutting class* I hope!
Share thisDwight Ingalls: You know, Your fathers a lot bigger than I am. Of course, I bigger where it REALLY counts!
Share thisBrian Woods: Nice try Dwight, but that's just a rock.
Share thisMr. Dante: [over p.a.] I just want to thank the student who drew the crude caricature of me in the boys' lavatory, Although you were kind in your portrayal, I would like it if you kept your talents to the art class.
Share thisDwight Ingalls: Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!
Coach Harris: Fuck you too.
Dwight Ingalls: You can't talk to students like that.
Coach Harris: Fuck you! Now suit up!
Share thisDwight Ingalls: Ladies first.
Colleen: Why thank you.
[Colleen walks in front of Paula]
Dwight Ingalls: No, I said LADIES first.
Paula Carson: Why thank you!
Colleen: ...such an ass!
Share thisShultz: I'm the custodian of your fucking lives!
Dwight Ingalls: [to Paula] That guy is fried!
Share thisDwight Ingalls: [Locked out of the school] Shultz! I need to get my math book! You know, a book?
Shultz: The thing with pages?
Dwight Ingalls: Yeah!
Shultz: Never saw one. School is closed!
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