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(1989)

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Larry: Maria, would you dance with me?... Then, how about spending the rest of your life with me?

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Vince: I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine.

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Vince: You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chickenshit or chicken salad.

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Vince: Can you keep a secret?

Mitch: Yeah.

Vince: So can I.

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Tom: Look, I've kept my part of the bargain for Chloe's sake.

Maria Hardy: Well, maybe Chloe deserves more than a bargain, Tom.

[strokes his cheek, then turns to Larry]

Maria Hardy: Larry Kozinski, I would love to dance with you.

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Vince: [a the cemetery, declining to join the funeral group] At my age, you don't want to get too close to an open grave.

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Aunt Sofia: That's a dress you wear to a hooker's wedding.

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Aunt Sofia: You still want to kill people?

Mitch: Na, they're too stupid.

Aunt Sofia: You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle!

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Vince: [ater Edie reluctantly accepts his dinner invitation] You've made an old man very happy!

Edie: You're not so old.

Vince: Yeah, I know, and I'm not so happy.

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Mitch: [at the funeral] So, Grandpa, how come you didn't come to the church?

Vince: God makes me nervous when you get him indoors - besides, I don't like to see people in their coffins. They always look so much smaller without their spirits.

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Maria Hardy: How many jobs did you have?

Larry: I don't know. A lot. I change every two or three years. If it looks like I might be successful. I move on.

Maria Hardy: You don't want to be successful?

Larry: I want to be happy.

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Maria Hardy: We could shave their heads.

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