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| Richard Bohringer | ... | Richard Borst | |
| Michael Gambon | ... | Albert Spica | |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Georgina Spica | |
| Alan Howard | ... | Michael | |
| Tim Roth | ... | Mitchel | |
| Ciarán Hinds | ... | Cory | |
| Gary Olsen | ... | Spangler | |
| Ewan Stewart | ... | Harris | |
| Roger Ashton-Griffiths | ... | Turpin | |
| Ron Cook | ... | Mews | |
| Liz Smith | ... | Grace | |
| Emer Gillespie | ... | Patricia | |
| Janet Henfrey | ... | Alice | |
| Arnie Breeveld | ... | Eden | |
| Tony Alleff | ... | Troy | |
| Paul Russell | ... | Pup | |
| Alex Kingston | ... | Adele | |
| Ian Sears | ... | Phillipe | |
| Willie Ross | ... | Roy | |
| Ian Dury | ... | Terry Fitch | |
| Diane Langton | ... | May Fitch | |
| Prudence Oliver | ... | Corelle Fitch | |
| Roger Lloyd-Pack | ... | Geoff | |
| Bob Goody | ... | Starkie | |
| Peter Rush | ... | Melter | |
| Pauline Mayer | ... | Fish Girl | |
| Ben Stoneham | ... | Meat Boy | |
| Andy Wilson | ... | 1st Diner | |
| John Mullis | ... | 2nd Diner | |
| Flavia Brilli | ... | Cabaret Singer | |
| Brenda Edwards | ... | Dancer | |
| Sophie Goodchild | ... | Dancer | |
| Alex Fraser | ... | Waiter | |
| Michael Clark | ... | Waiter | |
| Gary Logan | ... | Waiter | |
| Tim Geary | ... | Waiter | |
| Saffron Rainey | ... | Waiter | |
| Hywel Williams-Ellis | ... | Waiter | |
| Michael Maguire | ... | Waiter | |
| Patric Walters | ... | Kitchen Staff | |
| Sue Maund | ... | Kitchen Staff | |
| Nick Brozovic | ... | Kitchen Staff | |
| Caroline Pagano | ... | Kitchen Staff (as Karrie Pagano) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Yolande Brener | ... | 1st Diner's Wife (uncredited) | |
| Irene Palko | ... | A Guest (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Peter Greenaway | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Peter Greenaway | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| Pascale Dauman | .... | co-producer | |
| Kees Kasander | .... | producer | |
| Daniel Toscan du Plantier | .... | co-producer | |
| Denis Wigman | .... | co-producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Michael Nyman | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Sacha Vierny | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| John Wilson | |||
Casting by | |||
| Sharon Howard-Field | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Ben van Os | |||
| Jan Roelfs | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Jean-Paul Gaultier | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Patrick de Loor | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
| Sjoerd Didden | .... | makeup effects | |
| Mel Gibson | .... | makeup trainee | |
| Sabrina Law | .... | makeup trainee | |
| Sara Meerman | .... | makeup artist | |
| Anne Neilson | .... | makeup trainee | |
| Hanneke van Rhoon | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
| Arthur Vriens | .... | makeup effects assistant | |
| Sarah Walsh | .... | makeup trainee | |
Production Management | |||
| Karin Van Der Werff | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Marie Dominique Dhelsing | .... | trainee assistant director | |
| Milfid Ellis | .... | second assistant director | |
| Mark Harrison | .... | third assistant director | |
| Gerrit Martijn | .... | first assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Michael Bleasdale | .... | assistant constructor | |
| Bas Boone | .... | assistant constructor | |
| John Bramble | .... | assistant set dresser | |
| Paul Connell | .... | carpenter | |
| Anthony Costin | .... | assistant constructor | |
| Michel De Graaf | .... | scenic artist | |
| Wieger De Jong | .... | scenic artist | |
| Constance de Vos | .... | set dresser | |
| Sophie Fiennes | .... | art department production | |
| Steve Hall | .... | carpenter | |
| Paul Harrison | .... | carpenter | |
| Daniel Harvey | .... | assistant constructor | |
| Charley Hayward | .... | carpenter | |
| Michael Howells | .... | assistant art director | |
| Lidewij Kapteijn | .... | constructor | |
| Alexander Kasterine | .... | art department assistant | |
| Maarten Piersma | .... | constructor | |
| Claudia Valentijn | .... | assistant constructor | |
| Wilbert Van Dorp | .... | construction manager | |
| Dory van Noort | .... | constructor | |
| Ank Van Straalen | .... | assistant art director | |
| Coen Verbeek | .... | assistant scenic artist | |
| Paul Wilkins | .... | propmaker | |
| Nigel Worlidge | .... | carpenter | |
Sound Department | |||
| Tom Buchanan | .... | boom operator | |
| Michael Danks | .... | dubbing editor | |
| Diane Greaves | .... | footsteps artist | |
| Nigel Heath | .... | sound effects treatment | |
| Garth Marshall | .... | production sound | |
| Garth Marshall | .... | sound recordist | |
| Maxine Matts | .... | assistant dubbing editor | |
| Peter Maxwell | .... | dubbing mixer | |
| Ashley McDuffy | .... | first assistant sound | |
| Trevor Pyke | .... | assistant dubbing mixer | |
| Shirley Shaw | .... | dubbing editor | |
| Ted Swanscott | .... | footsteps mixer | |
| Aad Wirtz | .... | adr mixer | |
| Chris Wyatt | .... | dubbing editor | |
| Steve Hancock | .... | sound camera operator (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Arthur Cloquet | .... | camera operator | |
| Nils Dammers | .... | electrician | |
| David A. Foster | .... | assistant grip | |
| Max Harrison | .... | clapper loader | |
| Nico Komen | .... | best boy | |
| Piotr Kukla | .... | electrician | |
| Martin McCullough | .... | chief grip | |
| Chris Renson | .... | focus puller | |
| Andy Saunders | .... | electrician trainee | |
| Mel Scaffold | .... | rigging | |
| Benito Strangio | .... | electrician | |
| Reinier van Brummelen | .... | gaffer | |
Casting Department | |||
| Karen Lindsay-Stewart | .... | casting assistant | |
| Ineke de Vos | .... | additional casting (uncredited) | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Carin Donaldson | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
| Penelope Gobin | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
| Sharon Long | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
| Dien van Straalen | .... | wardrobe supervisor | |
| Elianne Van Dorp | .... | wardrobe mistress | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Birgit Berger | .... | assistant editor | |
| Julian Rodd | .... | first assistant editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Graham Ashton | .... | musician: trombone | |
| Marsten Bailey | .... | assistant music engineer | |
| Alexander Balanescu | .... | musician: violin | |
| Jonathan Carney | .... | musician: violin/viola | |
| David Cunningham | .... | music producer | |
| Michael J. Dutton | .... | music engineer | |
| Andrew Findon | .... | musician: tenor, baritone sax, flute trumpet | |
| David Fuest | .... | musician: clarinet, bass clarinet soprano/alto | |
| Dillon Gallagher | .... | assistant music engineer | |
| Will Gregory | .... | musician: piano | |
| James Hall | .... | musician: drums | |
| John Harle | .... | musician: saxophone | |
| Tony Hinnigan | .... | musician: cello | |
| Tim Hunt | .... | music mixer | |
| Christopher Laurence | .... | musician: double bass (as Chris Lawrence) | |
| Sarah Leonard | .... | musician: Soprano solo | |
| Michael Nyman | .... | musician: piano | |
| Elisabeth Perry | .... | musician: violin | |
| John Perry | .... | musician: guitar | |
| David Stewart | .... | musician: piano | |
Other crew | |||
| Jonathan Agnew | .... | jobfit trainee | |
| Felicity Cottrell | .... | footsteps artist | |
| Nancy D'Ancona | .... | production coordinator | |
| Terry Edwards | .... | director: London Voices | |
| Jules Eyres | .... | production assistant | |
| Bill Garlic | .... | footsteps artist | |
| Rebecca Loak | .... | jobfit trainee | |
| Giorgio Locatelli | .... | chef prop food | |
| Marie-Christine Malbert | .... | publicity: France | |
| Charles Mcdonald | .... | publicist: UK | |
| Natasha Ross | .... | jobfit trainee | |
| Nick Searle | .... | production assistant | |
| Cor Severs | .... | production accountant | |
| Nathalie Vierny | .... | continuity | |
| Roland Wigman | .... | office manager | |
| Nigel Wood | .... | production accountant | |
| Susie Woodley | .... | catering: on-set | |
| Andi Wright | .... | assistant: Kees Kasander | |
| Slawomir Zukowski | .... | jobfit trainee | |
| Joss Agnew | .... | jobfit trainee (uncredited) | |
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Writer/Director Peter Greenaway teams up again with cinematographer Sacha Vierny and composer Michael Nyman, delivering a banquet of sound and colour, light and dark. And dark and dark. A simple if disturbing morality tale sits atop a canvas of grotesque characters, carefully-composed frames and revolting details. The restaurant setting forces analogues with a meal, and it's easy to oblige - a rather formal affair, bordering on pretentious, with its influences conspicuous - sumptuous, exotic, intoxicating, memorable, if perhaps too rich and over-long, and it plays havoc with the digestion.
As acquired a taste as any of Greenaway's work, and by no means an unqualified triumph. This film does not deliver on all its promises. But at least they were big promises. Try a piece - if you don't like it, you can always go back to your burgers and fries.
Nine out of ten.
Notes:
1. Michael Gambon's "Albert Spica" (the Thief of the title) surely ranks as one of cinema's all-time nastiest villains. Sorry Darth - no cigar.
2. The title of this film has become a template for headlines in British newspapers, e.g. "The A, the B, his C and her D". Don't ask me why.
3. "Cook/Thief" is one of four similar and inter-related films that Greenaway made during the 1980s, the others being "The Belly of an Architect", "A Zed and Two Noughts" and "Drowning by Numbers". While "Cook/Thief" stole all the headlines with its snazzy visuals and outrageous grotesquery - not to mention various collisions with the censors - For me, "Drowning" is the best of the bunch. And somewhat easier on the eye (and stomach).