Dr. Wesley Corman: [referring to Columbo] That guy's a real pain in my butt!
Dr. Wesley Corman: Bet the winners, Lieutenant. I always bet the winners.
Nancy Walker: If a movie were to be made about their marriage, it would be 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Part 2'.
Columbo: If you don't mind, sir, it's very cold out here, you think I could come in? This coat doesn't have a lining.