Blind Fury (1989)
Crook: God damn! That thing's got more holes than my daddy's rubber.
Lyle Pike: God damn! There's more holes in that thing than in my daddy's rubber!
Tector Pike: I didn't know Dad wore a rubber!
[Nick is driving and bumps into another car]
Other driver: Are you blind?
Nick Parker: Yeah. What's your excuse?
Slag: Not bad for a blind man! But that butter knife ain't gonna stop no bullet!
Billy Devereaux: I get the window seat! You don't need it, you're blind!
Nick Parker: Got me there, you little prick!
MacCready: I don't wanna hear about this blind man! What are you doing? Taking the stuff we're supposed to be selling?
Cobb: No, I...
MacCready: Oh, shut up, Ed! If you can't handle it, get me somebody who can! Get me Bruce Lee!
Cobb: Bruce Lee is dead.
MacCready: Then get his brother!
Frank Devereaux: I'm not gonna make that shit for you! I'm not gonna, goddamn it!
MacCready: Designer drugs, boy! Wave of the future! And as legal as whores and lawyers in this state!
[an old lady shoots at Lyle and Tector after they steal her car]
Lyle Pike: Jesus H. Christ!
Tector Pike: Yep. That's one reason I always voted for gun control!
Nick Parker: Where is Frank Devereaux?
Cobb: F.O., Errol Flynn. You know what that means? Fuck off!
[Nick swings his sword and shaves off Cobb's bushy eyebrows. Cobb looks shocked]
Nick Parker: I also do circumcision.
MacCready: [Nick and Frank finally confront MacCready] Well, well, well! Mr. Blind Man, you're positively an incredible human being. You're a walking advertisement for hiring the handicapped!
Lyle Pike: Shit!
Tector Pike: Fuck!