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Big Man on Campus (1989) Poster

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Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.

Server: What can I get for you?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Love conquers all! Love is what dreams are made of! Love sucks!

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Taxi Driver: You talk funny!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from?

Taxi Driver: Transylvania!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.

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Taxi Driver: These dogs will cost you an extra two dollars a head.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: How much for rest of their bodies?

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Diane Gerard: Ball!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Ball!

Diane Gerard: Good! Bounce the ball!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bounce ball!

Diane Gerard: Good! Banana! Banana!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Banana!

Diane Gerard: Very good!

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bounce banana!

Diane Gerard: No!

Alex: I hope the next item isn't a hand grenade.

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Dr. Webster: Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel!

Dr. Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay!

Dr. Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley!

Dr. Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! William G. Buckley!

Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?

Dr. Webster: I doubt it!

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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Cathy!

Alex: Keep on saying that and you'll go blind.

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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay?

Taxi Driver: Sure, but with money like this, I'll keep them till the cows come home.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: From where?

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Dr. Fisk: Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dr. Fisk!

Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Complete and total fool!

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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Out of the way, fruit!

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Dr. Webster: Now, do you have any questions?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Yes, why is my face leaking?

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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: [explaining what things do] Chair, sit on chair,

[drops chair]

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: lamp, light, pencil, draw, telephone,

[picks up receiver]

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: 411 for information, 911 for help, 976 for good time.

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Diane Gerard: What's this?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dress.

Dr. Webster: And who wears the dress?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Pope.

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Diane Gerard: Does anyone have any questions?

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Uh, what part of body, this?

[points to crotch]

Diane Gerard: Oh boy.

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Oh boy!

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Alex: He's going to kill me in the night and eat my clothes.

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Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: [running around naming everything] Lamp, store,

[comes upon a woman pushing a carriage]

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: baby, dress,

[lifts up the woman's skirt]

Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: underpants!

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