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5/10
We believe Ivan Rogers can overcome anything - and even he struggles with this overblown running time.
tarbosh2200022 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Roosevelt "Ballbuster" Prophet - or just 'Buster' to his friends - (Rogers, of course) is a private investigator in Indiana. You know he's a private investigator because he wears a trenchcoat and a fedora. When an evil gangster named Nicky Plato (Galvin) goes out of control and starts murdering people all over town, Prophet becomes involved when an artist named Michele Michaels (Paine) witnesses one such murder. In the course of protecting her, naturally Prophet becomes personally interested in taking down Plato and his goons such as Paycheck (Komenich) and Hacksaw (Sansing). After many shootouts and the like, it all comes to a final confrontation between Plato and 'Buster. Who will make the Indiana streets safe again? Will it be Roosevelt "BALLBUSTER" Prophet? The mystery awaits...

The first thing you notice when you turn on Ballbuster is that Ivan Rogers's name is huge above the title of the movie. As it should be. After all, One Way Out (AKA Crazed Cop) (1987) cemented Rogers's National Treasure status. Now, Ballbuster has a decent amount of low-budget charm to it. But not enough to sustain its utterly needless 106-minute running time. As charming as the film may be, and despite the fact that it has Ivan Rogers, what is actually contained herein cannot possibly justify how overlong it is.

That's not to say Ballbuster doesn't have its moments. The soundtrack especially stands out, especially with its sax and such songs as "Rules are Made to be Broken", which is Roosevelt Prophet's credo. Much like a Fred Williamson film, there is a live performance as well - the sister (?) of the gangster Nicky Plato has her own band called Rocky Plato and the Styles, and they put on an enjoyable performance. They should have opened for Wendy & Lisa back in 1990.

Speaking of Fred, Ballbuster makes his outings look high-budget. If you can imagine such Fred vehicles as The Kill Reflex (1989) or Steele's Law (1991) done with less money, you can get a picture of what Ballbuster is all about.

Ivan Rogers looks alarmingly like Richard Pryor this time around. Much more so than in One Way Out. Hacksaw (at least we think it's Hacksaw) has Kool Moe Dee sunglasses and is a powerful goon. But the bottom line is that if you like such films as Hawkeye (1988) or Blood Street (1988), you may also enjoy Ballbuster.

Really, the only real trouble here is the length. If the movie was 80 minutes, it would be a new classic. Or something close to a new classic. But director Eddie Beverly, Jr. Apparently thought that every frame of Ballbuster was precious and none of it should hit the cutting room floor. Someone should have told him that "Brevity is the soul of wit"...or at least gotten one of those vaudeville hooks and pulled him off the stage. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

While rare - the Arena Home Video VHS release in America didn't seem to make it to many video stores here, and there was also a release in Australia - Ballbuster is undoubtedly inferior to One Way Out. It definitely has its moments, but they're swimming in a soup that has too much broth and not enough meat. We believe Ivan Rogers can overcome anything - and even he struggles with this overblown running time.

Final verdict: if by chance you find the VHS tape somewhere "in the wild" and it's dirt cheap, pick it up. But don't go spending tons of money online. As of this writing, it's on YouTube. If you've got an extra 26 minutes to kill (80 + 26 = 106), for the Rogers factor alone, check out Ballbuster. But don't go expecting another One Way Out.
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How did they get away with THAT title?
kane-313 July 2001
When your lead character's name is Roosevelt "Ballbuster" Prophet, you know you're in trouble. A much more appropriate name for the lamest Private Dick ever would be "Bulletproof", since no one can hit him, even from five feet away...in the same room...with a double barrel shotgun! The expert marksman holding the shotgun is none other than Eddie Beverly Jr., our beloved director. (NOTE: The gun makes a sound yet no shots are fired. This happens twice.) Or perhaps an even better nickname would be Roosevelt "Bitchslap" Prophet, since this appears to be his favorite move. Watch that backhand, boys! Since the budget was obviously no issue, I won't make it one here, but they could've at least gave the various guns used in the film different sound effects. Feelin' like a bad action movie that'll have you pleading for a HUNTER re-run, than BALLBUSTER is for you!
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8/10
Balls will be busted!
udar5530 March 2023
A young woman believes she witnesses a murder by crime lord Plato (W. Randolph Galvin). But when the police won't help her she hires Roosevelt "Ballbuster" Prophet (Ivan Rogers), a cop turned private eye who...wait for it...doesn't play by the rules (he actually says this line during the film). This was the third starring vehicle for Rogers and I assume he again financed it. It was again shot in his native Indiana, but this time he is under writer-director Eddie Beverly Jr., who films things a lot flatter than Crazed Cop. Now I'm not dumb (despite the fact I willingly chose to watch a movie called Ballbuster), but the plot here had me confused as hell. You are given the main plot in small slivers and the puzzle is missing a few pieces. At one point you think everything has been resolved by the 66 minute mark, but then the film introduces some backwoods militia types who heretofore have never been mentioned. This gives them an excuse to have Rogers run around condemned houses for about 20 minutes before they blow them up. Perhaps the best joy can be derived from two earlier shootouts where Ballbuster and his opponents are in close quarters and everyone misses. As my buddy Tom told me years ago, at one point he ducks behind a flimsy chair for cover. These moments are compounded later when a baddie is running down Ballbuster's resume and says he is an expert marksman. Could have fooled me! I'm just glad I finished it and got it out of my DVD player. Heaven knows I don't want to die during the night and have my family find Ballbuster in the DVD player. Tom would understand, normal society wouldn't be as forgiving.
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Incompetent regional moviemaking
lor_23 May 2023
My review was written in June 1990 after watching the film on Arena video cassette.

Amateurish direction sinks "Ballbuster", a private eye film made in Indianapolis that went direct-to-video in the U. S. A.

Ivan Rogers is an ex-cop nicknamed Ballbuster; he's hired by Bonnie Paine to find out if her neighbor (W. Randolph Galvin) is really a murderer.

As the female cast tries to seduce (sometimes successfully) Roberts, film soon disintegrates into awkwardly staged action scenes that resemble a home movie. Rogers retains his sang froid mien but can't save this one. Ending is strictly arbitrary.
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