Age-Old Friends (1989 TV Movie)

Michele Scarabelli: Nurse Wilson

Quotes 

• Cooper : [Pretending to be a World War II American soldier]  You'd better think twice, Fritz! I have a howitzer trained on the door!

  Nurse Wilson : Good Morning, Mr. Cooper

  Cooper : Ah! Comrade! Comrade!

  Nurse Wilson : You better eat this while it's hot.

  Cooper : To do that I'd have to perch on the cart as it left the kitchen.

  [Noticing that Nurse Wilson is making the bed] 

  Cooper : I do hope you're tucking those sheets in nice and tight.

  Nurse Wilson : Why?

  Cooper : Well it'd spoil the nightly challenge if I could get into bed easily. By the way, I dreamt about you again last night; you were totally naked.

  Nurse Wilson : Now there's a surprise.

  Cooper : Except.

  Nurse Wilson : Except?

  Cooper : Except for a long strand of pearls gently dangling between your full breasts.

  Nurse Wilson : [chuckles]  I don't have full breasts.

  Cooper : Well it was a dream.

  Nurse Wilson : Well I'm not exactly flat chested.

  Cooper : Ohh so I've noticed.

  Nurse Wilson : Why do I waste time with you?

  Cooper : Because I talk of today! Because I talk of beautiful things like your fairly full breasts better than senile ramblings of an age before you were born.

  [Noticing Nurse Wilson bending over] 

  Cooper : Wilson, just out of curiosity, how high up do those stockings go?

  Nurse Wilson : I'm wearing pantyhose.

  Cooper : What a shame!

  Nurse Wilson : [Scoffs]  You really are a dirty old man!

  Cooper : Why is it that old and dirty have become synonymous? How's your boyfriend?

  Nurse Wilson : Young!

  Cooper : Oooh!

  Nurse Wilson : You gonna eat any of this?

  [referring to the breakfast tray] 

  Cooper : Wilson, I can only handle one dish at a time