May to December (1989–1994)

Frances White: Vera Flood, Vera Tipple

Quotes 

• Hilary : Me uncle went out with a girl half his age.

  Vera Flood : Oh, did it work out?

  Hilary : No. Me auntie found him and brought him home.

• Hilary : If my Derek were to kill me, what would it be called?

  Vera Flood : Justifiable homicide.