Casualty (1986– )
John 'Abs' Denham: Nina, could you possibly run Ellen into town?
Nina Farr: No. But I can run her over.
[Selena throws Bex against a wall after Bex, unknowingly, slept with Selina's husband]
Selena Manning: You and me... we've got business.
Bex Reynolds: Look I told you - I had no idea! I am sorry, it's not going to happen again!
Selena Manning: I don't care about what you do with him. You can keep him. All I care about is me. Now I've just started here and I am not about to be made a laughing stock by some stupid little slapper like you! Do you understand me?
Bex Reynolds: Yes.
Selena Manning: You mention one word of you and him to anyone - and your life will not be worth living! Do you understand me again? Rebecca?
Bex Reynolds: Yes.
[Selena walks off]
[Luke and Woody get in Maggie's way as she is about to give a defibrillating shock to a patient]
Maggie Coldwell: Come on! Move or die!
Maggie Coldwell: Harry, have you got a minute? I could do with a second opinion on these results.
Harry Harper: [patronisingly] My pleasure. I'm always happy to offer my expert advice.
Maggie Coldwell: Er, just your opinion. I've got the expert bit covered, thank you.
Tina Seabrook: What are you doing? Where the hell are you going?
Sean Maddox: Tina.
Tina Seabrook: Did you forget to say goodbye or something?
Sean Maddox: Tina.
Tina Seabrook: I can't believe you were going to go without even saying anything. To Australia without even saying goodbye. What where you thinking? Did you think I wouldn't notice? You lied. How could you just go?
Sean Maddox: Listen, it's not like that. You don't understand, and I can't explain.
Tina Seabrook: You owe it to me to try.
Sean Maddox: I need to take ten steps back. I don't want to look back on my life thinking I could have done more.
Tina Seabrook: Yeah, but you don't have to run away half way across the world.
Sean Maddox: It's just something I have to do.
Tina Seabrook: Get off the train, Sean, just please get off the train.
Sean Maddox: I can't.
Tina Seabrook: For me, for you. I just know you want to, now, Sean just please get off the train!
Sean Maddox: Why now?
Tina Seabrook: [shouts] Get off the train?
Sean Maddox: Stop saying that!
Tina Seabrook: I'll walk away any second!
Sean Maddox: Well, then go!
Tina Seabrook: [pause] I can't go.
Sean Maddox: Get on the train.
Tina Seabrook: It's so unfair.
Sean Maddox: This may be our last chance. Come on, get on.
Tina Seabrook: Marry me.
Sean Maddox: What?
Tina Seabrook: You heard, marry me.
Sean Maddox: Shut up and get on the train.
Tina Seabrook: Well?
Sean Maddox: Look, get on the train.
Tina Seabrook: Just say you'll marry me.
Sean Maddox: Tina, I'm going to London, in two days I fly to Australia, I fly in two days, two days!
Tina Seabrook: Huh?
Sean Maddox: You know you're making this so much harder?
Tina Seabrook: You're leaving me. I'm hardly going to make it easy for you.
Sean Maddox: You're the only thing I'll miss.
Tina Seabrook: Is that a yes?
Sean Maddox: Why does it feel like I'm having an affair with my own girlfriend?
Tina Seabrook: Don't knock it, some might say you've got the best of both worlds.
[a flat screen for tracking patients' waiting times has just been delivered to the department]
Maggie Coldwell: What on earth is that for?
Bruno Jenkins: Action replays of your greatest life-saving moments. I love short films.
Maggie Coldwell: I see your humour implant didn't take, then.
Barney Woolfe: [Chloe has just bought a houseboat] So this boat, what's it called?
Chloe Hill: Not it - she! It's called Kestrel... ain't that lovely?
Harry Harper: What part of "one last chance" do you not understand?
Simon Kaminski: I was talking to my colleague!
Harry Harper: Well she must have trouble hearing 'cos the last thing I heard you were talking to her through her mouth in the staff room!
Charlie Fairhead: Now leave me alone or I'll call Security.
Colin Evans: I *am* Security.
Charlie Fairhead: Then kindly throw yourself out.
Nina Farr: I could kill Ellen for taking out a loan with a psychopath...
John 'Abs' Denham: It wouldn't be worth it - unless we could sell her body for scrap!
Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke: [referring to a woman who has been bothering the men in the department all day] She's probably just lonely.
Greg Fallon: Or she needs her chimney swept
Maggie Coldwell: [referring to Nathan] I bet he's a John Major.
Selena Manning: What do you mean?
Maggie Coldwell: He tucks his shirt into his pants!
Amy Howard: Charlie, you know that motel by the bypass?
Charlie Fairhead: Yes
Amy Howard: Well the managers a friend of mine...
Charlie Fairhead: And?
Amy Howard: Well, I thought it might be good for a room...
Chloe Hill: [pulling a face] Ooooooh!
Amy Howard: Not for us! For the Devern family!
Charlie Fairhead: Shame, I thought my luck had changed there...
Harry Harper: Nathan just made an interesting point.
Selena Manning: There's a first time for everything.
Tess Bateman: There's no I in team.
John 'Abs' Denham: No, but there's a me if you look close enough.
Selena Manning: [to Maggie] You will never guess what just happened.
Maggie Coldwell: Yeah well so long as I don't get the blame I don't care.
Selena Manning: Nathan just asked my out.
Maggie Coldwell: Nathan as in Spencer?
Maggie Coldwell: Well I hope you told him to get stuffed.
[Selena looks away]
Maggie Coldwell: You didn't did you?
Selena Manning: Look, I didn't say yes. Look, he's not that bad, he's good looking, he's successful.
Maggie Coldwell: Yeah and what happened to I need a good man? He's obviously a snake, what is it with you and dodgy blokes? Please, Selena, just wait for a decent man.
Selena Manning: You might be right. Do you know what though? Do you know what was lovely? Just having someone actually ask me out, even if it was Nathan.
Kelsey Phillips: Nathan asked you out. Isn't he gay?
Maggie Coldwell: [walks away with a huge grin on her face]