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Beetlejuice (TV Series 1989–1991) Poster

(1989–1991)

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Lydia Deitz: Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

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Beetlejuice: Hey! What am I, garbage?

Lydia Deitz: You wish!

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Beetlejuice: [hears moaning] Babes, what's wrong?

Lydia Deitz: My mom's a real trip. She's hosting a trendy combination seance and tackyware party

Delia Deitz: [In the dining room, Delia, wearing a turban, has her guest sitting around a crystal ball] Calling all spirits fantastic, come to my tackyware party of plastic!

[ahs and moans]

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Lydia Deitz: No B.J.

Beetlejuice: Awe, Babes!

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Lydia Deitz: Deadly-vu!

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Beetlejuice: It's showtime!

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[Lydia has banished Beetlejuice back to the Neitherworld, but Claire has heard her... ]

Claire Brewster: Beetlejuice?

Beetlejuice: That's my name!

[Half of him appears in the real world, miniaturized]

Beetlejuice: Now, come on, give me two more!

Claire Brewster: What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?

Beetlejuice: Yeah!

[His body is now intact, but he's still six inches high... ]

Claire Brewster: I mean, really...

Beetlejuice: Hey!

Claire Brewster: ...have you ever heard of such...

Beetlejuice: Come ON!...

Claire Brewster: ...a ridiculous name as...

Beetlejuice: SAY IT!

Claire Brewster: ...Beetlejuice?

[Beetlejuice is now at full size... ]

Beetlejuice: It's SHOWTIME!

Claire Brewster: HUH?

[Beetlejuice takes control of Claire's body]

Claire Brewster: Okay Claire, let's get out here and SLAY them!

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[Beetlejuice has heard that Mr. Fungus, a talking mould in his refrigerator, now has a family]

Beetlejuice: [to Mr. Fungus] Great - I'll raise your rent!

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Beetlejuice: [about the Monster Across the Street] I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purÈe!

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Beetlejuice: [a tumbleweed rolls between Beetlejuice's legs] Whoa! So *that's* why cowboys have bow legs.

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[repeated line]

Beetlejuice: [swats a bug with his hand and puts it in his pocket] Save THAT guy for later!

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Boris To-Death: [Heard announcing the feature movie] Tonight, on Moster Movie Madness, we bring you... "The Thing That Ate New Jersey on Rye", starring the greatest actor in the *universe*...

Lydia Deitz: Boris To-Death

[sighs in admiration]

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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