Lydia Deitz: Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice: [hears moaning] Babes, what's wrong?
Lydia Deitz: My mom's a real trip. She's hosting a trendy combination seance and tackyware party
Delia Deitz: [In the dining room, Delia, wearing a turban, has her guest sitting around a crystal ball] Calling all spirits fantastic, come to my tackyware party of plastic!
[ahs and moans]
[Lydia has banished Beetlejuice back to the Neitherworld, but Claire has heard her... ]
Claire Brewster: Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice: That's my name!
[Half of him appears in the real world, miniaturized]
Beetlejuice: Now, come on, give me two more!
Claire Brewster: What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?
[His body is now intact, but he's still six inches high... ]
Claire Brewster: I mean, really...
Claire Brewster: ...have you ever heard of such...
Beetlejuice: Come ON!...
Claire Brewster: ...a ridiculous name as...
Beetlejuice: SAY IT!
Claire Brewster: ...Beetlejuice?
[Beetlejuice is now at full size... ]
Beetlejuice: It's SHOWTIME!
Claire Brewster: HUH?
[Beetlejuice takes control of Claire's body]
Claire Brewster: Okay Claire, let's get out here and SLAY them!
[Beetlejuice has heard that Mr. Fungus, a talking mould in his refrigerator, now has a family]
Beetlejuice: [to Mr. Fungus] Great - I'll raise your rent!
Beetlejuice: [about the Monster Across the Street] I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purÈe!
Beetlejuice: [a tumbleweed rolls between Beetlejuice's legs] Whoa! So *that's* why cowboys have bow legs.
Beetlejuice: [swats a bug with his hand and puts it in his pocket] Save THAT guy for later!