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Woodchipper Massacre (1988)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | Video
While their father is away, his children begin killing people via a woodchipper.

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Jon McBride ...
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Denice Edeal ...
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Tom Casiello ...
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Patricia McBride ...
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Kim Bailey ...
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While their father is away, his children begin killing people via a woodchipper.

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How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?

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The wood chipper in the movie was only rented for one weekend, so all the shots with the wood chipper had to all be done before the Monday it was due in. See more »

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Jon: Wow, this is really a bummer.
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Referenced in The Cinema Snob: Hack-O-Lantern (2012) See more »

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This movie is horrible, but I love it!
1 June 2002 | by (Fort Worth, Texas) – See all my reviews

This movie was shot on video in 1988 as Jon McBrides second feature. Shot on a Panasonic AG-450 S-VHS camcorder, and using local actors, friends and family Jon made a masterpiece. Well written and scored by Jon, the video was edited and distributed nationally in 1989. I rented this movie in the early 90's and it inspired me to take my hobby of video and take it another level. When I realized that anyone with the talent and ambition could actually make a movie and have it out there for millions to see I pursued television. Jon went on to make many other movies and appear in several other TV shows, Soaps, and even a Michael Jackson video! Little Tommy grew up to be an Emmy award winning writer for daytime drama. Jon had a good eye for talent. Most recently, WOODCHIPER MASSACRE was featured on the national syndicated show, "Videobob's Stupid Movie of the Week". The was a hit and one of the best ratings grabber for the show.

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