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Where the Hell's That Gold?!!? (TV Movie 1988) Poster

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Cross: You've been shot at before.

Boone: Not sitting on a load of dynamite.

Cross: How about tied to a post?

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Boone: One time in Denver, I ate in this restaurant. It had a big sign on the wall: "Watch your hat and coat". While I was watching them someone stole my steak...

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Germany: Cross and Boone? Sounds like a dog-act...

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Indio: I have something very important to tell you. I have just learned that the federales have put a price on my head. Ten pesos! Yes, that's right! Ten stinking pesos! I don't know about you, but this makes me very angry. There is a bandit from Durango who has not robbed and killed near as many innocent people as I have... and the price on his head is 10,000 pesos!

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Boone: If the Confederacy hadn't run out of medals, I bet we would have got one then.

Cross: If they made a hero out of you, you wouldn't be worth a damn, Boone.

Boone: Yeah, I guess so... I guess so. I seen it happen to a lot of soldiers.

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Germany: We're not afraid of a good fight.

Cross: There's no such thing as a good fight if you could wind up dead.

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Jones: Do you know why it is that a man can always beat a dog at poker.

Young Fargo Man: No, sir.

Jones: A dog gets a good hand, he always wags his tail.

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Boone: A lot of thanks I get, working to keeping you alive.

Cross: Having you work for me is like losing two good men.

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Lieutenant: What does it mean?

Cross: Apache.

Boone: Is that all?

Cross: That's enough! Let's get out of here!

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Cross: He said that firing squad couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo!

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Cross: A man starts telling everybody his business, pretty soon he doesn't have any.

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Boone: Sometimes I don't understand you, Boone. One time you're fighting for the good side; next with the bad.

Cross: A man's got to make a living, Boone.

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Boone: You and me, we got as much chance of growing old as this train does getting safe across Mexico.

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Germany: You don't think very much of women, do you?

Cross: The hell I don't! I just don't trust 'em!

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