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27 out of 31 people found the following review useful:
If you read the book, seeing this horrible movie might make you cry..., 22 July 2000
Author:
(roblowefanalways@aol.com) from New Jersey
Watchers. An excellent, humorous, and poignant novel. Watchers, the movie. Everything I just said, only opposite. Corey Haim plays Travis, who, in the novel, was a fourty year old man with a horrible curse. The curse is that anyone who seems to get close to him dies. Not only does the movie not touch on this (the major theme of the book), but it downplays all major themes of the novel. It doesn't even come close to anything that made the novel so wonderful, which is why Watchers, the "movie", is one you should miss.
22 out of 28 people found the following review useful:
We get that it's not exactly like the book; it's not supposed to be, 3 March 2005
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Author:
Brandt Sponseller from New York City
When a saboteur blows up a controversial government research lab, two
experimental animals are loosed in a small community in Washington
State. One is a dog with unusual intelligence. The other is an "Outside
eXperimental COmbat Mammal", or "OXCOM". Because of reasons divulged
further into the film, the oxcom hates the dog, and so is trying to
kill it. Watchers concerns the accidental involvement of Travis Cornell
(Corey Haim), his mom Nora (Barbara Williams) and his girlfriend Tracey
(Lala Sloatman) with the dog and oxcom, as two National Security
Organization agents, Lem Johnson (Michael Ironside) and Cliff (Blu
Mankuma), track them down.
Many comments are made about Watchers being very different than the
Dean Koontz book that serves as the launching pad for the film. This is
true. But it should not affect your rating. If you want the book, read
the book. Judge the film on its own merits, not how closely it matches
the book. Bill Freed and Damian Lee, who wrote the screenplay, are just
as much artists as Koontz is (that's not a quality comparison, just a
statement that they're all artists). So is director Jon Hess. Their job
as filmmakers isn't to slavishly follow the book as if it were a
script. They're adapting the book, as artists, to make a unique
artwork. It's based on the book. Not identical to it. You have to
loosen your preconceptions/expectations when you watch the film,
because you're going to be experiencing an artwork that you are not
already familiar with, even if you've read Koontz' novel.
So, is Watchers a good film? It's pretty good, not excellent. Good
enough to earn a "B", or an 8. Hess begins things on the right foot
with one of the most beautifully filmed explosions I've seen in awhile.
Unfortunately, he trips a bit immediately afterward as we listen to
some very thick, jargonistic exposition. After that scene Watchers
threatens to become a clichéd 1980s film as we first meet Travis and
Tracey.
Veering towards cliché is a tendency continually threatened. But it is
only a skew. More often than not, Hess is able to transcend
well-trodden territory with a number of interesting twists: Both Travis
and Tracey are from single parent homes, with their genders flipped.
Both have unique, mature relationships with their parents. Although
this is a horror film, a major focus is a cute, intelligent canine, and
it often feels as much like an adventure film as it does horror, a
thriller, or sci-fi, which are all genres it touches upon. Hess
introduces a large cast of characters, some not entering until late in
the game, yet the film is never confusing and no characters feel as if
they are left in the dust--all of the threads are nicely tied up in the
end. The structure is also complex in that there are two major
villains, the second becoming less obviously ill-intentioned as the
film progresses, until a twist accompanied by brutal violence makes one
antagonist clearer. Soon after, Hess gives us a nice moment of doubt
with the other antagonist.
The biggest flaw in my eyes is a dreaded, common one with horror films
since at least the 1980s--the "attack" scenes are shot too darkly, too
close, too out of focus, and they're edited too choppily. It makes it
extremely difficult to tell what's going on, which saps most of the
tension from scenes that should be a highlight. Surely, part of Hess'
motivation for the style, and this is the typical justification for
this problem, was worry that the creature would come across as humorous
and/or fake rather than frightening and suspenseful. In my view,
presenting the audience with a dizzying blur isn't a satisfactory
solution. We only get to see the creature costume/makeup clearly
towards the end of the film. It was well done enough that better shot
and edited attack scenes would have brought the film up to at least a
9.
Regardless of the degree of correspondence between the novel and the
film, Watchers presents a gripping story using smart, alluring
characters. It is frequently a nail-biter and the horror scenes are
more feral than you might expect, if not exactly gory (although there
is a fair amount of blood in a couple scenes). Watchers tends to be
underrated because of misconceptions about the role of film when it
comes to adapting literature--don't pass it up or summarily dismiss it
based on a misconception.
15 out of 17 people found the following review useful:
Watchers is not as bad as you probably think., 15 June 2001
Author:
sean from Canada
A lot of people do not like this movie. In fact, almost all the reviews here
are negative. The problem seems to be that a lot of loyal fans of the book
were angered by all the changes made in this movie adaption. I had the same
type of feeling after I saw "The General's Daughter." "The General's
Daughter" left a lot of stuff from the book out and changed lots of stuff
too. I found myself disliking the movie barley a half an hour into it.
Luckily I have yet to read Dean Koontz's book "Watchers" and that is
probably one of the reasons why I liked it so much. I was able to watch it
on it's own and not compare it to the book and in my opinion it is a fine
little horror movie.
Corey Haim wasn't as bad as I thought he would be. After I had seen the
hideous "Fever Lake," which is on the IMDB's bottom 100 list where it
deserves to be, I became cautious not to rent anything with Corey Haim for a
long time. Then I found out Michael Ironside was in it and decided to risk
the dollar and thirteen cents. Michael Ironside was excellent as always. He
seems to be at his best when he is playing villains, like he did in "Total
Recall" and "Highlander 2."
The film is well directed and it moves at a very fast pace. The monster
isn't that bad. You don't really see much of it thought, other then a flash
of hair, or and arm coming out of the roof or something. You start to see
the whole thing during the ending climax at the cabin, which by the way I
thought was pretty exciting.
All in all, I enjoyed this movie. It is fast-paced and it doesn't fall apart
at the end like many horror movies do. It doesn't try to insult the viewer
either with a dumb twist ending. Not that their bad, we just don't need them
all the time. Michael Ironside was good as always and his scenes are the
best parts of the movie. I think tomorrow I'll rent "Watchers II." I give
this 8/10
14 out of 16 people found the following review useful:
The movie doesn't compare, 1 August 2003
Author:
Eric from united states
I rented this movie because I thought (and still think) that the book was
a
masterpiece. The book is still on my top five novels ever list. So when I
rented the film I expected it to fail in comparision. But not on this
level.
Travis is a Kid? I mean come ON. In the book the guy was ex-delta with
plenty of tricks up his sleeve. In the movie he's a sixteen or so year old
kid who seemed to be taught everything about traps and guns by the age of
10
when his dad died. I'm from the south and I don't know half the crap the
kid
was taught. Hell i was shooting guns at seven sure. 22s. BB guns. Not even
a
very entertaining movie. If you want to see a Dean Koontz book that made a
good movie watch Phantoms.
*****/10
19 out of 28 people found the following review useful:
Worst film ever based on a great novel., 27 September 2005
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Author:
ResidentHazard (romerodawn@yahoo.com) from Plymouth, MN
Based on the excellent novel, Watchers by Dean Koontz, is this
extremely awful motion picture that probably shouldn't be viewed by
anyone. Not since "The Running Man" have I seen a book butchered so far
beyond recognition. The difference, however, is that "The Running Man"
film was still enjoyable as an amusing action film laden down a million
catch phrases. This film
Nope, nothing remotely amusing. In fact, if
you love the book, as I do, you'll hate this bastardization even more.
**WARNING**CONTAINS SPOILERS** Rightio, I'm basically going to tell you
the story here, almost in it's entirety. Why? Because you, dear reader,
do not also need to suffer through this abominationit's okay for me,
because I enjoy watching crap. Because I like complaining about sh*tty
things. Now, on to the nasty: This film revolves around a boy and his
mother running away from the government and a
mutant-monkey-creature-soldier which escaped from a destroyed
Government genetics lab with a super-smart golden retriever which the
"hero" calls "Furface." Groan
Trust me, in the novel, this story
rocked. I'll get to that later. Anyway, the hero is none other that
dreamy boy-child Corey Haim. Oh, I'm not kidding. Our hero runs around,
crackly voice and all, trying to convince his Mom to help save this dog
from the "evil government" which birthed him and made him genetically
ultra-smart. The monkey-creature, retardedly referred to as an "Oxcom"
(God help us) is also a genetic-stew of a creature built to be the
ultimate fighter on battlefields of the future. Michael Ironside (Total
Recall, Starship Troopersalways plays a badass) is also in this film,
and no, I couldn't figure out how anyone convinced him this would be a
good idea. He plays a government agent with the NSO hunting the dog and
creature. Oh yeah, here's some spoilerama: He's also a creation from
the government, and the same lab, and lo and behold spends most of the
movie being a prick and killing peopleand all that killing is supposed
to be done by the monkey-soldier. Instead of a rockin' kick-ass, creepy
horror film, we have a rectal hemorrhage of a teenybopper horror flick.
The dog's intelligence is discovered all-too-conveniently, and believed
easier than we believe we can see clouds by looking outside.
Breakdown!!
Change from Book to Film:
--Lead character (Travis) turned from man to boy-child.
--Man's love interest in book (Nora), is now his motherand all her
depth and character growth is completely gone.
--Lem Johnson, black man, is now white Mr. Ironside. This matters as
the character's strength was built on his heritage in the book.
--Relationship between two authority figures completely ignored, Lem
now kills the guy who was originally his best friend.
--One principle character in the book is now totally absent, the
"immortal" that hunted the heroes--maybe this is supposed to be
Ironside, but then why is he someone else?
--Dog never receives deserving name of "Einstein" in the movie.
--No part of the book took place in a High Schoolat least nothing that
had strong bearing on the plot.
--Takes place over a matter of days, rather months like the
bookunrealistic pacing.
--Corey Haim's girlfriend in the movie appeared in no more than two
chapters in the book--and they never met in the book.
--Character of Lem Johnson is no longer cool-headed; instead, he's a
total asshole that bullies his way through people.
--Hero Travis was part of Delta Force (military segment specializing in
hunting terrorists), instead, his Dad, who is never seen in the film,
was part of that group.
--Perceived intelligence in the monster now totally absent.
--Subplots involving Soviets and The Mob completely gutted out of the
story.
--These are just the most obnoxious changes, and the one's I could
remember off hand (and a day later).
The Good:
--Eventually, after 90-odd minutes of pain and mental anguish, the
movie ended.
Didn't Hurt It, Didn't Help It:
--Michael Ironsideusually, I like him.
--The dog is still fairly likable.
--Wacky "totally 80's" title screen.
The Bad:
--Okay, the writing for one is extremely awful.
--The direction is so half-assed that anyone watching the film will
feel superior to everyone involved in it.
--The acting is crappy and weak, especially from Corey Haim.
--Loose, weak, watered down story.
--The monster looks just pathetic, that is, when we are actually
allowed to see the bloody thing. Its head is gigantically over-sized,
the yellow eyes that were so much a part of the thing in the book are
seen for no more than two seconds. Instead of a lean, powerful, fast,
intelligent killing machine, we have some jackass in a puke-ugly monkey
suit forced upon us.
--Absolutely no character development.
--Even the violence and gore are done poorly, for f*ck sakes, this is
supposed to be a HORROR film!! Usually violence is at least done well!
The Ugly:
--The idea that Dean Koontz whored out his brilliant novel to become
this filthy f*cking piece of sh*t brings me dangerously close to
vomiting all over myself and anyone near me. There are movies worse
than this (headache-inducing as that idea may seem), but so far, only
"Alien vs Predator," at least to me, is a bigger travesty and more
painful disappointment.
Memorable Scene: Watching the end credits start.
Acting: 3/10 Story: 4/10 (the novel was really good, this is just
terrible) Atmosphere: 5/10 Cinematography: 4/10 Character Development:
1/10 Special Effects/Make-up: 4/10 Nudity/Sexuality: 0/10
Violence/Gore: 4/10 Music: 5/10 Direction: 3/10
Cheesiness: 7/10 Crappiness: 9/10
Overall: 3/10
I would recommend that no one watch this movie ever, except for a few
extreme die-hard horror fansand only if you haven't read the novel.
Instead, I would recommend that anyone interested in this avoid it
entirely and buy/check/borrow the book.
www.ResidentHazard.com
8 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Just watchable, 26 August 2000
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Author:
Mike-DD from Singapore
I'm a great fan of Koontz, and thought this might be an adaptation worth watching. I admit that due to the complexity of most his books, with all its subtlety, it is difficult to make a perfect adaptation, but this movie just barely made as a mediocre production. In an effort to make the movie 'cute' instead of the full-fledged horror it should be, it concentrates so much on the dog and its antics, but leaves us to imagine the monster for the most part. Given that the monster is at least as smart and complex as the dog, to see it reduced to simply a killing machine was a waste. And I still prefer the book ending to the movie ending - at least it made more sense and left one feeling a bit sad at the monster's demise instead of gloating over it.
12 out of 16 people found the following review useful:
Wonderful book - Horrible movie, 2 January 2000
Author:
thom-15 from Scottsdale AZ
I, too, have read the novel "Watchers" many times. It is a masterpiece of
story-telling by Dean Koontz about how love transcends all boundaries -
including that of species. Even the "monster" was given a soul that
pierced
the horror. By the end of the book you knew that animals think and feel
and
that a dog is more than just cute.
The movie "Watchers" offers no clue that anyone involved has even read
this
book. We need another teen slasher flick like we need another Linda
Tripp.
The dog could give acting lessons to the rest of the cast. Simply awful
and
I am embarrassed for Mr. Koontz.
However, two years later, it seems as if someone else thought that this
novel deserved better. "Watchers II" - although unable to hold a candle
to
the book - at least came closer to the original storyline. Decidedly not
Oscar material, "Watchers II" is, however, at least 47,000 times more
watchable than it's predecessor.
Final words - read the book and open your heart.
8 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
* *1/2 out of 4., 11 September 2002
Author:
Brandon L. Sites (brandonsites1981@yahoo.com) from Click on my name for over 500 horror movie reviews!
Adaption of Dean Koontz's book is about a teenager (Corey Haim) who takes in
a stray dog. However, the dog was part of a top secret government experiment
and a monster linked to the dog genetically is out to get the dog killing
anyone in it's way. I have never read the book which most people consider
brilliant. This movie is not brilliant, but it is entertaining and has some
good shock scenes. It remains exciting from start to finish, but if your a
fan of the book I would recommand staying away from this
movie.
Rated R; Brief Sexual Situation, Graphic Violence, and
Profanity.
5 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Slightly Underrated, 24 August 2008
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Author:
jeffronthi from Commerce Township, MI
If you went into watching this movie thinking it was going to be an
exacting adaptation of the great novel, well, you apparently haven't
learned your lesson. Because this is almost never the case, especially
movies from this era.
I will judge it for what it is: a B-horror starring an early Corey
Haim, still in his prime. There is plenty to like about the film,
including some of the gore and terror sequences. Corey Haim's acting is
still spot on and sharp (on of his last), and the movie does flow very
well. It is an easy film to digest. There are frights aplenty, if you
are prone to it. If you are a critical horror fan, you'll find the gore
to be well-done, and the film amusing - so long as you don't judge it
by the standards of the book.
Having said all that, there are some down sides to it: Some highly
inane, and poorly written dialog at times. Also, the film itself, could
stand to be spruced up. They could've also tightened up some of the
editing.
As far as B-horror fare goes, I recommend it.
4 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Mediocre movie based on a great book..., 28 June 2000
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Author:
mchicov from New York, USA
As horror movies go, I've seen worst, but given the fact that this movie is based on Dean R. Koontz,s terrific novel, the film comes off as a very sad attempt. If 'Watchers' was an original concept for a film, I might have enjoyed the movie a bit more. Unfortunately, it's hard to enjoy an average movie after reading a great book. Still in all, Watchers isn't so bad for a friday night thrill with some popcorn and friends!
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