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7 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
A recommended Troma-classic!, 5 January 2002
Author:
Le Froque
Forget Coppola´s "Apocalypse Now" and Spielberg´s "Saving Private Ryan" because this film is the ultimate contribution to the genre of war movies! Typically Troma, you´ll find lots of cheesy F/X and bad acting in it, however this shot is not as awful as many other flicks produced by this company: "Troma´s War" is REALLY entertaining, what´s absolutely no guarantee for the other works of Lloyd Kaufman´s firm. The humor is not too silly this time, although there are many politically not correct jokes about Aids or Siamese twins. The violence in this film is business as usual, so prepare for cut off ears and fountains of blood! With its exaggerated patriotism "Troma´s War" is also a nice parody on all those soldier-movies like "Rambo" or "Delta Force", which were very popular in the Reagan-ruled 1980s. And some nudity of pretty silicon-chicks doesn´t hurt either..! I liked this movie even more than "Combat Shock", that is alleged to be a touching anti war-drama, but after all only a cheap and boring film! This one doesn´t take itself too serious and that´s no mistake!! So if you´re going out tonight to rent a Troma-flick... take this one!!!
4 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Good Spoof, with Tons of B Movie Excesses, 4 July 2007
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Author:
Jakealope from Albany, NY
This movie is a spoof of all those Rambo/Norris/Ahnuld commando
bloodbath movies from the 80's. It is very unsubtle, full of cartoonish
shootouts where the same bad guy terrorists get mowed down by the good
guy plane crash survivors, some cheesy sex and boob scenes, with an
original hard rock background music score. Basically, a random bunch of
people crash on a Caribbean Island: punk rocker, Wall Street yuppie,
hysterical woman, priest, etc etc; owned by Cuba. The island is a
terrorist training camp for a motley bunch of cartoonish terrorists,
loosely based on the 80's Communist types. There is a pig snouted
redneck terrorist, a psycho Nazi Jew hating one, Russians, Arabs, a
ninja, and even two Siamese twin leaders. They are going to land in the
US and undermine us with AIDS and random violence, ala "Invasion USA",
I guess. So this motley bunch of survivors, led by an ex Airborne
Vietnam vet, start kicking some serious butt instead.
There isn't too much of a plot after that, but plenty of gratuitous
violence on the level of Monty Python, with more shootout scenes than
ten action movies put together. But the same bunch of terrorists keep
getting mowed down by our heroes. It is funny yet the overkill grows on
you after a while. But it definitely is chock full of special effects
and weapons, especially for a low budget flick.
To call this a politically incorrect movie is a euphemism for a totally
bad taste movie. But it does have it's charm, in a cheap, exploitative
but not a stupid way. Definitely not for the weak at heart, while not
gory compared to modern horror movies, it has some real bloody
hamburger scenes
4 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
jaw-dropping, over-the-top satire, 2 August 2006
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Author:
(winner55) from United States
Author: plazma_dragon wrote 'The makers of this film tried to combine a
comedy movie with an action movie'.
no, that's not what they did. what the wonderful folks at troma did in
this film is to take all the conventions of all Hollywood action films
set in the contemporary era, and push them to their logical extremes.
the action film is inherently illogical - that's exactly why we watch
them. in the action film you identify with the hero and blow away a
criminal as soon as you can, and move on to the next criminal to blow
away.
in real life, if you shoot someone you think is committing a crime, you
may miss and get shot; you may only wound him, in which case you have
to listen to his squeals of pain, and later, in most states, he has the
right to come back and sue you for aggravated assault with a deadly
weapon - no joke. and if you do kill him, then you have to justify it
to the police, and sometimes to a judge, and you have to listen to his
mom weep in agony, and then she sues you for 'wrongful death' and you
have to wonder - was causing so much pain to others and one's self
really worth it - a question that may haunt you the rest of your life.
finally, there's the possibility that he may shoot you - setting aside
your possible demise, there's the problem of getting crippled for the
rest of your life. you can sue the criminal, but if he's just the
corner thug, you'll never see a penny.
this doesn't mean that you don't shoot the criminal - you may need to -
if he's threatening a loved one, and i got a good shot, i certainly
would. but what all this does mean is that you're stuck with all kinds
of consequences that never happen to Stallone or snipes or Jackie Chan.
troma takes this basic principle - shoot the guy and move on, hero - to
the extremes. any of the airliner survivors who show compassion are
deemed wimpy and abandoned. the Rambo-wannabe wades into a whole
regiment of enemy soldiers and doesn't get shot. the pacifist priest is
sadistically tortured and shot in the goriest fashion, condemned to die
by a neo-Nazi for being Jewish - even though he's clearly not - simply
because the Nazi thinks everyone he kills must be Jewish, since he's a
Nazi and Nazis kill Jews.
as for the nudity - it is rumored that steven seagal actually used to
have it in his contract that there would be at least one female nude
scene in any movie he made. nude scenes are pro-forma to the genre -
but since this is troma's war, of course they need to be done as
ineptly as possible.
one can say that 'this is not my kind of comedy', and leave it alone.
however, don't for a minute think these people don't know what they're
doing.
personally i think this movie is a jaw-dropping, over-the-top satire of
the best kind. i hold back one star because there's no doubt the
editing could have been a little tighter.
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
A good time for all (Especially for those with a twisted sense of humor)!, 28 January 1999
Author:
David Choi from New Jersey, USA
One of the BEST exploitation films ever made! This movie has everything a
B-movie lover could want: Shootings, explosions, a multifarious cast,
action, violence, thrills, mayhem, and romance! One of the finest pieces of
opus ever embraced by the human being.
Essentially, TROMA'S WAR is a spoof of the action and war genres. The
film's contrived plot concerns a bunch of incompetent plane crash survivors
on an island. They've
encountered a conspiracy that will not only endanger the United States, but
will place the whole world in jeopardy! Eventually, this leads to all sorts
of scenes of random silliness...not to mention moments of bloodshed. Will
the survivors beat the odds, or will the world spell doom?
TROMA'S WAR is a fine amalgram of the features expected in a comedy, horror,
and action mixture. Unlike most Troma films, this satricial flick offers
caustic political commentary about biological warfare and fascist terrorism.
The black humor in TROMA'S WAR is subtle at times, conspiciously sleazy
during most other parts of this movie. The explosive intensity in this film
is buoyed by great one-liners and a feeling of tons of guilty pleasure.
Also, the delightfully amateurish cast in Troma's War also must receive
approbation for having lots of fun with this movie. Highly recommended movie
to all connoiseurs of fun, low budget films. A movie treat guaranteed to
provide an entertaining time with lots of friends.
RATING: ***1/2 out of ****.
3 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Great., 20 July 2006
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Author:
spicymcboner from United States
Great Troma movie. The last guy who commented on it has obviously never watched a Troma film before. The thin plot, nudity and guts all come together to form a solid story. The cheesy humor is another staple in the making of a great "movie of the future" I mean, an evil general with AIDS? GENIUS! If you don't enjoy Tromas War, you probably don't love Bloodsucking Freaks either, which makes you a moron. If you've never watched a Troma movie before, don't comment on them as if your film tastes are so advanced. Although, you really don't need to know the whole story behind the company to enjoy this film. Lloyd Kaufman and Micheal Herz have done it yet again. Thank you.
4 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Another Troma masterpiece, 9 May 2000
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Author:
Frank Habets (fhabets@yahoo.com) from Ottawa, Ontario
Tired of all these typical Hollywood macho blast'em all pics? Does the name Rambo elicit in you flu-like symptoms? Well, Troma's War is the cure for you! A perfect send-off of La-la-land's testosterone pics! Unlike, say, the "Hot Shots" parodies, this flick's satire has a lot of bite.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Torma's long lost masterpiece., 26 December 2007
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Author:
Ton_O (toncyn@casema.nl) from The Netherlands
Finally, on DVD, represented in the brilliant director's cut version that no one should miss!! This is Troma's answer to the Rambo kind of films that were doing well all around. This should have been as big a worldwide hit in theaters all over the world, if it weren't for the censors who always kindly cooperate with the big conglomerates, but while Rambo got it's R-rating with it's countless bullets, shot wounds, amounts of senseless violence and streams of blood, Troma's War wasn't treated with the same courtesy. While not more excessively violent or bloody than any of the drek that the big studio's poured out over the audiences, Troma's War was submitted to countless cuts, making it a rather senseless film, of which all the guts (literally and metaphorically), storyline and message were deleted, with the predictable result that no one really could care for the film anymore. A bloody shame, since it is when seen in the original director's cut so much better than the poor substitudes with the bid budgets spent on ridiculously overpaid mediocre actors from Hollywood. Troma's War in it's entirety is a masterpiece, a brilliant film that seems to pretend to be the Rambo-kind-of-film, and should please audiences that like that stuff, but in the meantime is so much more than that: it is an intelligent film with a layered texture, a superb story and a lot of fun. Furthermore, the film features the first appearance of Troma's soon to be Superstar Joe Fleishaker. And it is the first movie to address the aids problem, long before any of the bigger studios even dared to touch it, again proving how much ahead of it's time Troma has always been. The director's audio-commentary is, as is always the case with Lloyd Kaufman's tracks, a wonderfully insightful feature, worth the price of the disc itself, and it explains in depth the evil works with which the big guys in the film-making world go to great lengths to put the independents out of business. But Troma's War still goes on 35 years and counting! Get this film, it is a historically significant one.
1 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Troma's Best!!, 17 January 2005
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Author:
edwardsje_526 from Boston Mass. USA
Thank God for troma! This is the epitome of low budget classic film
making. Lloyd Kaufmen delivers the goods with TROMA'S WAR. GORE! GORE!
GORE! NUDITY! AND it's funny to!
Troma is not known for it's big budgets but this one appears to have
the biggest budget of any of their previous works. And you can tell
that every dime went into the production.
Lloyd put together an impressive cast for this one, and introduced us
to the great Joe Fleshieker (who returned in other Troma classics). The
action is great. This is what we have coem to expect from Troma.
This is troma at it's best. I also recommend Toxic Avenger 1-3, Citizen
Toxie, and Bloodsucking Freaks.
Jesse
3 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Not Saving Private Ryan, more like Saving Ryan's......, 19 November 2001
Author:
Glenn Andreiev (gandreiev@aol.com) from Huntington, NY
WAR! is another quickie exploitation film churned out by the Troma Team. Like all of Troma, the film is heavy on the bad taste (even comes with AIDS jokes) nudity, action, etc. etc. At the end of the film, all the film's heroes and heroines face the camera and cheer "America!" I guess this is so we don't boo and hiss the film too bad. I saw TROMA WAR's in the best possible enviorment for a Troma film, the old Times Square, in a run down theatre with a wall made up of tarp, along with a local lunatic who decided to sit in his seat in the lotus position and face the audience during the film. Now it's all Disney and Yuppie-Moneytraps on 42nd Street. Too Bad.
0 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
One of the best B-movies/war flicks I've ever seen, 16 September 1998
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Author:
valour37 from Raleigh, NC
Plenty of bullets and blood, Troma's War has a rare thing in a Troma film: a plot, actually a kinda convoluted one. A commercial airline flight crashes on an allegedly deserted island, but guess what, it's not. A bunch of psychos with many guns and bullets is actually there, and our poor accident people have to fight them. Very patriotic in parts, rather hokey in some [but thats to be expected], and very loud and bulletfilled in all. Nice social commentary sometimes, with light peaceful music laid over the brutal views. One of the best Troma films, in my opinion.
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