Traxx has battled his way through El Salvador, the Middle East and Nicaragua, spitting lead with two-handed good grace. He decides to retire to a life of baking designer cookies. Running ...
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A child witnesses drug dealers murder his parents. He escapes and grows up wild in the city's slums. Years later he emerges to help the residents of the area who are being terrorized by street gangs and drug dealers.
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A cold-blooded assassin is out for revenge against an elite corps of Special Crimes Agents headed by Eddie Cook and Vinnie Rizzo. When Cold blooded hit man Makoto escapes from prison, he ... See full summary »
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A former policeman-turned college professor of forensics, is asked by a widow to solve the murder of her unfaithful husband and the disappearance of his mistress who may have been linked to some drug dealers.
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Traxx has battled his way through El Salvador, the Middle East and Nicaragua, spitting lead with two-handed good grace. He decides to retire to a life of baking designer cookies. Running out of dough to buy more dough, he hires himself as a "Town Tamer" and begins cleaning up Hadleyville, Texas, telling the lowlife street scum, "You got three choices. Be good, be gone, or be dead." Like all bacteria, the scum are resistant: crime boss Aldo Palucci (Robert Davi) brings in the dreaded Guzik brothers to rid the town of the town tamer, setting the stage for a showdown in the streets. Written by
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[refering to criminal who is holding up a pet store]
He shot an old lady and a puppy!
The old lady was sport, but the puppy... Whew! That was pure genius. He can plead insanity on that one.
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No wonder the studio never released this! Now, I have no objection to moronic humor (as long as it makes me laugh), but the gags here are so incredibly stupid I can't see anyone laughing at this! Technical skills are unbelievably bad - in one shot, you can see the metal tracks the camera was moving on! There's only ONE funny gag - credit card decals at a whorehouse. Now that you've heard the one funny gag, there's no reason for you to see this. Unless...you want to see the actual Famous Amos vomit onscreen.
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