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8 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
Some of the funniest lines ever in a film. Full stop., 16 September 2003
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Author:
bilbicus (thebilbicus@yahoo.co.uk) from Edinburgh
This film has some of the most priceless quotations I have ever heard.
The
other review gives a rounded appraisal of this film's charms, bar quoting
some of the fine examples of the English language that this film
boasts.
Par example:
(Start of film - that is *prologue* and shows scenes from "Day of the
Panther" in attempt to pad out running time by showing best bits from the
prequel)
(Good guy has bad guy lying there, begging for his life)
Bad Guy: I have money!
Good Guy: So have I.
(Another great one - Jason Blade, The film's protagonist and all round
good
egg, is on a bloodthirsty rampage around a brothel striking a blow for
moral
decency and bad fashion)
(Jason Blade kicks down a door. Inside the room is a naked woman and a guy
in a chicken suit)
Jason Blade: You're ssssssick!
This film is incredible. There is this one scene where Jason Blade and his
girlfriend Gemma (She should be called Jade - "Jade Blade") are dancing
with
each other. Jason is the world's worst dancer, and this display is just
so
cringeworthy that you actually can't watch.
Jason Blade - working class hero, secret policeman and kung-fu instructor.
6 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
An Australian Martial Arts Film, can it be?, 6 August 2002
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Author:
Comrad Corner (comradcorner@email.com) from Greece and Australia
I couldn't believe it when i saw it, an Australian martial arts movie.
Playing just past 3am I expected a low budget movie, but i didn't expect
it
to be an Australian martial arts movie. Another gem of a film which I came
across staying up yet another night.
Jason Blade is back in Perth, Australia, to form a crime task force to
assist in the capture of the lethal Jim Baxter, a criminal martial arts
master. Baxter has just made a daring escape from jail to renew his
vendetta
against Blade. When Baxter kidnaps Blade's girlfriend Gemma, a martial
arts
confrontation ensures from which there can emerge only one victor,
Blade.
The final sequence in an abandoned electricity plant is thrilling, with
great fight sequences. Along with an old woman psychiatrist, who thinks
she's a commando, and a veteran martial arts instructor, Strike of the
Panther is great. I just never thought I would see an Australian martial
Arts film, because they just didn't exist. I just recently discovered
there
is a first film "Day of the Panther", and "Strike of the Panther" is its
sequal. I'll probably never find a copy, but i have high hopes for it to
play in the middle of the night, just like all the low budget movies I
love
to watch.
I recommend you also see Cobra Force, which is the greatest low budget
movie.
Great Movie, Terrible acting, fake sound effects, predictable plot, at
times
unbelievable, martial arts, and Australian, 10 out of 10, what can I say,
I
gave Titanic a 1
"Jason Blade...Every Woman's Dream...Every Criminal's Nightmare!", 28 May 2011
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Comeuppance Reviews from United States Minor Outlying Islands
Jason Blade is back! As is the rest of the cast, crew, music and
backdrop to the opening credits, as this and Day Of The Panther (1988)
were shot back to back. In true "45% New Footage" style, Fists Of Blood
opens with a recap of the events from the previous film, with some
handy narration by Anderson. However, it seems to me that if you watch
this one first, you would still be confused by this unnecessary and
time-killing, money-saving exercise.
Continuing exactly where its predecessor left off, Jason and Gemma have
gotten serious in their relationship - so serious in fact that they are
now working together on an anti-crime task force in their hometown of
Perth. Despite some rockiness in their relationship, Gemma is still
dancing up a storm and Jason is still foiling the bad guys with his
martial arts skill. When the nefarious Baxter escapes from Fremantle
prison, he kidnaps Gemma and hides her away in an abandoned "steam
factory", the type of abandoned warehouse action movie fans know well.
Jason must fight through an army of ninjas in multi-colored hockey
masks to get to the final room to save the girl, just like in a video
game. However, two new elements are introduced into this mix - while
only touched upon in the first film, the idea of the psychic
relationship between Anderson and Jason is fleshed out more. From his
hospital bed, Anderson is able to telepathically communicate with Jason
and warn him of dangers Jason can't necessarily see, but Anderson can.
We thought this was a fascinating and original concept that brought the
level of the movie up. Additionally, there is the character of Sgt.
Lucy Andrews (Wallace), who is working on dismantling the time bomb
Baxter set. Oh yeah - if Jason doesn't save the Gemma on time, a bomb
will blow them all to smithereens. Can Jason Blade tangle with Baxter
once more? This time around, director Brian Trenchard-Smith delivers a
bit more offbeat humor. The brothel scene is wacky, and the
aforementioned "Jason Ninjas" add to that. Wouldn't you be scared if
you were all alone in a steam factory with a time bomb about to blow,
and a ninja with a multi-colored hockey mask starts moonwalking with a
baseball bat? Jason Blade faces his toughest challenge yet as he
tirelessly faces off with these and many other punks until the final
confrontation with Baxter.
Jason gets to do yet more training in his gym, Baxter takes a lot more
punishment, and elements of the hostage drama are introduced in this
installment. The idea of a bunch of special ops officers going into a
booby-trapped warehouse while a mastermind picks them off one by one
was later used in Jackie Chan's New Police Story (2004). But like a lot
of things in life, Jason Blade did it first.
There are a lot of funny sounds in the movie, and I don't know who won
the Oscar for best sound editing that year, but it should have gone to
the sound effects department of Fists of Blood. The original title of
the movie was Strike of the Panther, which makes a lot of sense, but it
was changed (there is a video-superimposed title) to Fists of Blood by
Celebrity Video in the U.S. In other nonsensical box art news, it
appears the British DVD tried to market the film as some kind of
slasher horror, but that's just misleading.
The directly continued storyline means the two films make a great
double feature, which is perhaps what was intended. This would be the
last we would ever see of Jason Blade, and, just as mysteriously as he
arrived in all our lives, he now departs.
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